We understand from a source close to amateur satire webzine The Spoof! - an internet site owned by a mysterious, Murdoch-style oligarch which relies on sweated skitting from an army of unpaid writers - that a hitherto genial and tolerant author has r...
SAN FRANCISCO - The trio of teen queens was in the "City By The Bay" visiting the historic Alcatraz Federal Prison. Miley said that her father, Billy Ray Cyrus, knew several men who had actually been incarcerated in the prison out in the middle of Sa...
LAS VEGAS - Miley Cyrus was in Las Vegas to meet with the representatives of the brand new Golden Niblets Gambling Casino and Hotel. Cyrus has been offered a one year deal to perform at the brand new establishment on Saturdays for $30 million.
The moist canal extending from Miley Cyrus' labia minora to her uterus nearly dried up this morning when the dancing starlet was informed that it had become a staple at The World's Largest Penis and Vagina Outlet, said Justin Bieber. "She was pre...
Miley Cyrus went on a wordy rampage after being asked that isn't her pop music, all pop music in fact, just for dance and not about the words? "That makes me mad. People are always saying that! But it's not true. There are great pop songs about h...
TheSpoof! -- In a development rarely seen on the pages of TheSpoof!, a well respected and beloved writer completely bombs his first attempt at a simple vagina story, and hasn't been heard from since. "My God," Spoof! fellow writer, funwithwords [f...
Some of today's beauties are undressing before the cameras and it's for a good cause. These include, as of today, Miley Cyrus, Cheryl Cole and Megan Fox. Also participating in the charity include Christana Ricci, Kylie Minoque and others are signi...
All England Club, London - After struggling against two qualifiers, Roger Federer finally reached the third round against an opponent he could sink his teeth into, or so it seemed. However when Robert Cuttlefish took the court and began squirming...
Informants inside the Miley Cyrus camp have come forward to expose a hoax perpetrated on the American and world wide fans of the popular singer/actress Miley Cyrus. It appears the entertainer has had an on going grudge against celebrity blogger Pe...
SAN FRANCISCO - Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Taylor Swift had just finished performing a benefit concert at the famed Cow Patty Palace when they were asked about the song project they have been working on. The trio was performing a concert to be...
Hustler celebrity blogger Perez Hilton has apparently brought Miley Cyrus the originals of the exaggerated photos of her revealing too much as she got out of a car last week! Photographers say that it happened this morning just before noon and tha...
Lost Angeles, CA - The smoke has finally cleared surrounding the "no panties" picture of Miley Cyrus that had the internet buzzing for a solid week. Perez Hilton was attacked from all sides, even by Miley Cyrus, who called him an idiot on the Ryan Se...
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Lindsay Lohan took a trip down to Cabo San Lucas, Baja California. She said that she had to get away from all of the fakeness, conceit, and arrogance that is Hollywood. Lohan said that she also wanted to take a break from...
"Well she was just seventeen, you know what I mean and the way she looked was waaaaaaay beyond compare." Miley Cyrus wore very little at the MuchMusic Video Awards in Canada last night. She managed to uncover even more than Katy Perry who was showing...
CHICAGO - The Hasbroken Toy Company is reporting that their latest toy, The Miley Cyrus Anatomically Correct Action Figure Doll is literally flying off the department store shelves. Wal-Mart says that they ordered 9 million of the dolls and they s...
Word around Hollywood is that Miley Cyrus can almost taste the vampire role of Bree Tanner in a new Twilight movie that is at least a year or more away. "As soon as I saw the book by Stephenie Meyer, I knew there would be a movie and the more I re...
Inmates at a Kentucky prison have apparently been flushing everything they can down the commode to stop it up. "They're placing towels, sneakers, old underwear and other debris down toilets, causing problems for the operators of the local sewage treatment plant", stated a prison spokesman. "We've been up Shit Creek for three months! hee hee hee." "Why?" "Just don't give a shit. Aha! Ha! H...
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