Conservative Party leader and ex-Bullingdon Club member David 'Do Nothing Dave' Cameron was rocked on his heels today when he was outwitted by a ten year old child. Mister Cameron, on his way to work was stopped by the child, one of the dreaded 'w...
A small Oxfordshire town named Witney which is on the edge of the Cotswolds has this week been declared as being infected with a local Tory council. It is feared that if voters are not careful at the polling station at the next general election, this...
Tory Party Lord Snooty, who has failed miserably as a successor to the party of Disraeli, Churchill and Thatcher, today committed political suicide by making probably the most nauseating speech in British history. And here is what he said: 'Look,...
Conservative Party Leader David Cameron today wowed delegates with his footnote speech at the Conservative Party Conference in Manchester. Cameron appeared to wow delegates with a promise to punish the workshy, and those who abuse the welfare syst...
The latest Conservative plans for cut backs on government expenses have received mixed reactions. George Osborne today told the full meeting hall in Manchester about his scheme to rule from Eton, so that Westminster can be done up and rented out to J...
The Conservative party conference 2009 has become an historical first, their shadow ministers claim defiantly they are telling the truth! Never in history has any Conservative (or any other political party come to that!) made such ridiculous claim...
The Leaders of the big three political parties have been challenged to a series of live televised mass debates by the UK news media. The BBC News, ITN and BeSkyBiscuits interrupted programmes every thirty seconds with the challenge. BBC News N...
New Labour have outlined their manifesto for the next election under their new party name, The Conservatives. Gordon Brown's party came up with the plan to help them win the next election, last night in the House Of Common's lapdancing bar. Bro...
Columbia, SC - Thousands of protesters filled the west lawn of the South Carolina State Capitol on Friday in the largest rally against government run government since Pilgrims landed at Plymouth Rock. Waving Confederate flags and misspelled hand...
The conservatives today have unveiled plans which they hope will win them the next election. In a bid to run the next government, David Cameron has cloned himself an evil twin. The twins will live and also debate together jointly in Prime Minis...
Washington, DC - A novel retirement plan for the people of America is under consideration in Congress. The plan put forth by conservative members of Congress is decidedly straight forward and simple. Aptly named the 'Keep Working Until You drop D...
The conservative parties of America have realized that they need to come with a new health care system or stand in danger of losing the millions they have invested in the dysfunctional system that is presently being assailed by the Obama administrati...
The New even newer Tory party announced that David Cameron is Black, Queer and has just landed on the moon. The Daily telgram called the report bullocks and turds. The Black Guardean claims it has evidence that Cameron was golfing in Scotland and tha...
Meeting in London today, the world masturbation council held a minute's silence for actor David Carradine, who is believed to have perished in a masturbatory incident gone wrong, after his body was discovered in a Bangkok hotel wardrobe with a strate...
Conservative MP Chris Fraser is to quit to care for a tree in his garden, after the Daily Telegraph said he had claimed £180K to buy more than 200 wives on the internet. Like every single MP that is standing down after the expenses scandals, he sa...
House of Commons Speaker Michael Martin, under mounting pressure to quit his post, lived up to his "Gorbals Mick" nickname by headbutting a Tory backbencher during a furious debate on the expenses scandal. Rupert Farquahar, MP for Upper Rimming in...
Whitehall - As the row over MP's expenses rumbles inexorably on, diehard Conservatives, caught like rabbits in a spotlight following damning revelations have been increasingly looking to the party leadership for, well, for leadership. It has not b...
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