Dave Hurley, 36, thinks something big may have happened last weekend. Hurley, who rents a small studio in Dupont Circle, noticed a massive swell of people from the 17th to the 20th. "It was so weird," he recounted. "I looked out my window on Tuesd...
From Somewhere in a Bunker/ Late Breaking War News - The US Supreme Commander in Chief, Gen. Barry O'Bama declared his economic policies a disaster after only 7 days, and instead launched 2 lightning military strikes to unify the country and provide...
President Barack Obama, USA president, announced today that a major issue of concern for this administration will be the Bermuda Triangle and its inexplicable effects on sections of the American economy. Providing evidence of increasing numbers o...
Hard to believe - this was Barack Obama. He was born 6/6/66 - one of 6 kids. His father reportedly nicknamed him "The Caramel Kid". Barack was born a sweet African-American guy. "Abnormal", if you wish, and almost very talented at tap dancing.
Here are President Obama's 10 favorite songs: * 'You Haven't Got A Friend', James Taylor * 'Die Like A Palestinian', The Bangles * 'Air Strike On An American G Note', Johann Sebastian Bach * 'Smoke and Sewage in the Water', Deep Purple * 'Don't Give Peace a Chance', John Lennon and the Plastic Surgeon Band * 'War, It's Good For Wall Street', Edwin Starr * 'Freedom, Unless You're a Pales...
Washington AC/DC - (Bong Hits 4 Barack! Mess): Firefighters evacuated part of the White House Executive Residence around midnight last night after 'exotic pungent fumes' triggered smoke alarms in the building's second floor. "We traced the noxious...
US President Barack Obama today used his first formal interview to tell the Muslim world - 'America is your enemy'. Speaking on the Dubai-based Al-Qaholic network, Mr. Obama said the US would extend the hand of friendship to Iran, 'just as soon as...
In another bid to save government dollars during the tough economic times ushered in by Bush's unending failures, the Obama's have accepted Guantanamo bay prisoners as the butlers and maids in the White House. Already some of their special skills...
In explaining the odd results of a recent poll in which Jewish Rahm Emmanuel was chosen as the blackest member of the first black president's administration, Obama team members recalled their own histoy with interracial liberal relations. Many re...
America's new President in his latest effort to limit government spending said that there would be no more little Obama mouths to feed until the US economy was revived and prospering. Rahm Emanuel's failure to inform first lady Michelle of the new pu...
President Barack Hussein Obama yesterday made more history by meeting with the first ever delegation of Martians sent to Earth by their Emperor, Marvin. The Martian delegation stated their joy at finally meeting the man whose image had dominated n...
It wasn't until the second week of his Presidency that Obama noticed the cackling. He thought it was his imagination, but soon realized it wasn't. Something sinister lay beneath the White House. Obama secretly called in a Kenyan relative who wa...
President Barack Obama's pledge to seek a worldwide ban on weapons in space marks a dramatic shift in U.S. policy while posing the tricky issue of defining whether a satellite can be considered a weapon. Moments after Obama's inauguration last we...
CHICAGO, IL. - Some were surprised when embattled Illinois governer Rod Blagojevich revealed he had considered Oprah Winfrey for the vacant Senate position. Now, authorities have learned Oprah Winfrey planned to use her influence to help propel Rod...
The toy innovator that has brought the stimulating educational Beanie Buddies, "stress reducing learning figurines" that basically teach children to just lay there and relax, are introducing into the stagnant US toy market Marvelous Malia and Sweet S...
Washington - President Obama is wrestling with whether or not to allow fist bumping in the Whitehouse. The subject is high on the president's agenda for his first 100 days. "Point being I am not against fist bumping per se, the question is whether...
President Obama on Friday stepped squarely into the fractious mess known as Congress to assemble his $825 bazillion economic recovery package, seeking to quell criticism and squabbling from both parties and to retain leadership on an initiative that...
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