BIRMINGHAM, ENG. - As Census Day is 'celebrated' in the UK by the filling in of a 750g booklet, Inhopeless was relishing the task. That is - until all seventeen of his friends came around for tea. Inhopeless, who was given the duties of filling...
It's come to light that local man and talentless occasional TheSpoof.com contributor, Martin Shuttlecock has actually set up a blog - although it appears that having gone thus far, he is utterly devoid of ideas regarding how to proceed with it. Lo...
Fears are growing of an international conspiracy against Spoof by unknown dark forces, once spoken of by the Queen. Their aim is to make the news so terrible that satire and humour cannot get an edge into the world perspective. Japan is a case in point. To create so much damage and mayhem to stop Spoof writers in their tracks is mind boggling. On top of this the crisis in Libya and all the e...
A lawyer legally served a court order on Facebook recently. The individual could not be 'found' anywhere, but good old Facebook came through. There is nowhere you can hide if you have a Facebook account. The Courts worldwide are using technology...
A soaraway Spoof superstar success, whose brother looks a bit like Charles Hawtrey out of the Carry On films has attributed his success to the regular inclusion of baked beans in his diet. The writer, who can't be named for legal reasons (Reddon)...
After managing to get the Royal Mail to block all letters that come to me for the Spoof c/o Inhopeless, somehow, messages from readers come into my Google Mail every day. Here are a few selections from the 298... 340... 360... look, there's a lot. Dear Spoof, Can you please format your site onto a user-friendly version on wood-pulp-based writing stacks? It'd really help when I get my smar...
To clarify, my mother is not dead. My homeworld is Earth, not Gop. I was never dumped in a vat of radioactive waste, nor was I biten by a special being. I am normal. Ish. Of course, my powers started manifesting, innocently. Yet again, today, after being beaten up by losers for my intelligence, I found an old drawer in the street. In there was a phone. My HTC Desire HD phone. What it was...
Ah, Masterchev, such a pleasant surprise," the voice in the darkness cooed. "Not really. You only sent me thirty invites to come to this exact destination, then text me to make sure I'd come to the right place, and then took a picture of yourself milling around this dingy little club. By the way, couldn't you have arranged to meet at a Starbucks?" I replied, biting on a toothpick. Not because...
That's it - we're banned. We can't say another word. There have been allegations in the past that SSN has referred to those cuddly, good natured, naturally witty Liverpudlian folks as "bin dippers" "granny stabbers" Mickey Mousers" and sour pussed...
Charlie Sheen told a close friend, who happens to be a Spoof Writer (and prefers to remain anonymous)that he would really like to try his hand at writing for The Spoof. When asked if he'll be choosing a 'pen name' he answered, "No, I need all the publicity and 'friends' I can get at present. I'm sure my stories would have so many views and ratings that I would be Top Writer within the week.
Skoob Sports News reporting from our house with some Scottish bloke who claims he's Andy Gray. Apologies for not being at The Bridge, but tickets are hellish expensive. Plus, it's warmer here. And there's a fridge with beer in it. So we're watching it on Sky. Allegedly. Pre match studio chat still has Jamie Redknapp and Ray "Not So Butch" Wilkins twatting on about how it isn't right that...
Following the astounding success of a recent experiment reporting live on the Oscars for the Spoof.com's world renowned Magazine Section, spoof reporting organisation, Skoob News has vowed to look into the possibility of covering news and sporting ev...
The villagers of Newby, Isle of Wight, are disgusted by the recent news from the mainland that people appear to be boycotting socks. In Newby, the only time socks are removed is when taking a bath or a shower. Also when they need washing themselv...
Regular readers of The Spoof will be used to the mix of articles and adverts on the site. Recently, however, many people have questioned the quality of the stories being published. Well, for the last eighteen months, there have in fact been two distinct sets of articles; the set you see here and a 'Premium' set of much funnier stories professionally edited and without any annoying, slow-loadin...
The eccentric, elusive editor of TheSpoof.com, Mark Lowton, has sent out an urgent plea for spoof writers to submit their stories quickly before the solar storm hits this world some time in the next couple of years. He told In Seine News today: "I...
Tripoli - Today MooMoo Gadafi ranted at Green Square. The Spoof's only African correspondent JO, who was sent because he can speak Indian English with an Australian accent, arrived in time to hear MooMoo and interview several hallucinogenic beings around him. "I could've been a contender! I could've been someone! Instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it Charlie!" said MooMoo in the...
A writer on the satirical news website TheSpoof.com has told how he was forced to abandon his love of writing snippets for the site after he claimed doing so gave him a bad back. Bureau, real name Arnold Heffer, 68, routinely wrote between 150 and...
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