NASA HQ, Groom Lake, Nevada - (An Inconvenient Spoof Mess): "Hell, we are screwed!" was the only comment from NASA spokesman George Diller as the Agency's flagship Orbiting Carbon Observatory global warning (sic) satellite was blasted to smithereens...
In shocking news today, NASA have admitted that the moon landings were fake, but not because they could not make it to the moon, but because the moon is fake. "We actually did go to the moon," said Professor Boffin of JPL's San Andreas lab. "But w...
59 years old Albrect Oltemrz, former NASA's chief scientist of the Cosmic Exploratory Research (CER), one of the major branches of JPL. As a child, Oltemrz who came from Germany showed extraordinary talent, by age 1 he was able to speak fluent Ge...
NASA HQ, Groom Lake - (Dark Side of the Moon Mess): NASA's former CEO Mike Griffin is a top suspect in a Pentagon probe about the Moon suddenly regaining its former ancient magnetic field. Griffin, 69, is believed to have locked down 'vital' space...
Cydonia - (Alien Cowshit/Bullshit Mess): NASA scientists reckon that recently discovered plumes of methane gas all point to a highly organised network of bovine lifeforms on the distant red planet. Three massive telescopes in Hawaii linked to the...
Buffy Helms, a junior cheerleader at the University of Florida, resigned from her squad and spoke candidly with reporters on the eve of her schools participation in the BCS National Championship game. The young woman revealed sordid details of sexua...
Today NASA, the North American Senator Agency, announced it had discovered a new planet in our solar system, and named it Obama. Spokesman Professor Cape Kennedy said: 'The new planet can be seen from all parts of the world, but it has a curious m...
Combining scientific and medical procedures during a planned experiment at the international space station, two NASA astronauts completed a historic series of tests in the cold vacuum of space this past Monday. Designed to test the human body's...
Washington DC-- NASA scientist rang the alarm bells today about Oprah Winfrey. They are very concerned about her weight and believe she threatens the Earth. The talk-show queen's weight has ballooned since the election. Her estimated weight is now...
1969 was a seminal year for astronaut Buzz Aldren and it also marked the first sh*t on the moon - and not just Aldren himself touching down on lunar soil. Space legend Neil Armstrong crapped a large load of brown 'Earth treasure' to christens humanit...
Houston TX-- NASA reported the successful launch of its first probe to the Land of Oz yesterday. The probe is called TOTO (Total Oz Telemetry Orbiter), and it was launched into a tornado from a base in Kansas. TOTO is sending back striking pictures...
In dramatic events today, the NASA space shuttle Discovery landed in Tbilisi the capital of Georgia, the former Soviet republic. Space administrators in Houston Texas revealed that a fault in Discovery's radar navigation system lead to it confusi...
While the NASA funded Mars Rover continues to send back landscape pictures and topographical maps of its pre-programmed search area, Rover number one nicknamed "Spirit", accidentally stumbled into a large crater filled with fine tan colored powder.
The NASA Space Shuttle took off earlier today to send important material to extend the size of the International Space Station. In what can be regarded as a first, the ISS will receive a further 20 units for astronaut accommodation as well as 2 S...
Pasadena, Ca - (X-Files Mess): Scientists at NASA's Jet Convulsion Laboratory are still freaked out about the White House finding out that they put a massive gamma ray burst-generating laser gun on the Moon during the Apollo landing missions. The...
Outer Space - (ASStronomy Mess): A NASA probe may be sent to the zodiac's fabled stellar giant Orion to solve the mystery of gamma ray bursts within the constellation's black holes. A massive laser stimulation may then be put into operation using...
New York - (Lurid Ass mess): Ex-New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's sordid downfall may have been due to the eponymous NASA satellite that spied on his Holy Roman Emperor VIP Club shenanigans according to NYPD sources. Officially the Spitzer Space T...
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