Fifteen Royal Navy personnel captured on Friday, who were reportedly in Iranian waters are to be 'claimed' as property by the rogue country. The 'finders keepers' rule, often used in playground disputes has been draft...
People are not impressed that fifteen UK sailors have been seized by the balls when they boarded a boat in the Gulf, which is very close to Iraq where we got in trouble before. The sailors suspected the boat was smuggling cars which doesn't seem...
Iran announced today that it had fulfilled it's obligation under the IRAN/NORTH KOREA/So you think we were Evil before eh/Pact...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney have repeatedly said that "all options are on the table" in dealing with Iran. Recently, White House spokesman Tony Snow said that talk of invading Iran is "silly.&quo...
MEXICO CITY, MEXICO--(SPAHNISHNOOSE) More than $200 million in U.S. cash from rug producers in one of the cities glitziest colonias was found today making it the biggest cash bust in the countries history, except for yesterdays bust...
TEHRAN -- Iranian officials lashed out at Hollywood in the wake of the release of "300," an epic film depicting the Battle of Thermopylae in 480 B.C. "Hollywood declares war on Iranians" screamed the headline in the state-run ne...
A Muslim taxi driver has sparked a security alert in London after acquiring The Knowledge, and then leaving the country.
Baghdad - Today in front of hushed reporters in Baghdad's heavily fortified American hideaway known locally as the "green zone", General Aaron P Funkemeyer of the US marine corps produced what he claimed was definitive evidence that Ira...
After the mass wedding ceremony in Tehran today with the Rev. Sun Myung Moon presiding, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and David "Daisy" Duke were whisked away to "Gay Paree" for the honeymoon. There were several hundred other couples united...
While boarding a helicopter today, President George W. Bush was asked his reaction to yesterday's news that Iran had legalized same sex unions.
(Al Manziera) In an unexpected victory for gays in Iran, gay marriage was legalized today. Following the February Holocaust Denial Conference hosted by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and his new "main squeeze" Klan Leader David Duke, the couple jointl...
London - (Rotters): The Non-Aligned Crack Barons Movement has sent a delegation of observers to London to inspect a nuclear device that Iranian ayatollahs and Saudi Arabia's Prince Waleed planted under Westminster Abbey as part of Tony Blair'...
Everyone's favourite Islamic radical/head of state, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (President of Iran) today made a shocking speech at the Vatican. No one remembered exactly what he said, nor did anyone take him seriously; but I sort of got the gist of it.
TEHRAN (Reuters), International concerns about Iran's uranium enrichment program suddenly eased on Friday when Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad declared that his country is now a Jewish state.
The Fount of Human Knowledge, Tehran Hypothetical Library and Reading School, Iran---At a hastily assembled scientific conference of literate Imams and politically correct Mullahs dedicated to advancing the frontiers of human knowledge, Iranian Presi...
Tehran - National Geological Societies in Russia, South Korea and Japan reported an underground nuclear detonation occurred in North Korea at 19.35hrs local time. This is the second blast in 12 days. The second detonation was twice as powe...
UN HQ, Forty-second Street on The East River---The President of Iran has addressed the UN after walking in the back door. .
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