In one of the most unusual crime stories of the century, three bodies were found in the resource room of St Salvatore Pointius HS this week. At first everyone including the police were stumped by the grizzly discovery. Little by little, facts began t...
Catholic High schools across the country are turning to mandatory drug testing of all students through a California firm that tests hair samples and guarantees accuracy within 90 days preceding the test.
Vatican City (AP) Priests all over the world celebrated as Pope Benedict XVI announced today that Catholic priests will now be allowed to receive fellatio and administer cunnilingus. This is in keeping with the Pope's "modernization" of...
In the latest attempt to stem the continuing decline in church attendances, the Pope has launched the Catholic Lite initiative. Catholic Lite is aimed at those who would like to be committed Catholics but when faced with attending Mass every Sunday,...
London - (Associated Mess): Next week sees the eagerly awaited London High Court criminal trial of US banking and oil heir apparent Matthew Mellon, famous for his maternal great-grandma Katherine Drexel becoming a Roman Catholic saint in 2000 after...
The Swiss Guard may soon be marching out of the Vatican as Pope Benedict XVI revolutionises Catholic Church finances with a sweeping programme of competitive tendering.
10-year reporter Jack Miller, a well-known journalist with a solid reputation for tracking down useful quotes, was found in a state of shock and confusion this morning, claiming that he had been unable to find a disloyal Catholic to quote on a story he was doing about a church closing in the Archdiocese of Boston. “I just don’t get it” Miller is reported to have said. “Every time anything...
Vatican City, Rome -- Precipitated by the recent passing of Pope John Paul II, the Catholic church is currently in the process of re-evaluating its role in the modern world. While the College of Cardinals are presently in seclusion choosing a new Pop...
(D.U.H.) In a move to be officially announced within six weeks, the Vatican will bar homosexual men from entering the Catholic priesthood. This is part of the new Pope's movement to purify the Catholic church from within. Benedict is following...
THE VATICAN-In a move that has impressed observers with its new Conservative orientation, the Catholic Church under the new Pope Benedict XVl, the former Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger, has fully resurrected the medieval Holy Inquisition and assigned it t...
Flanked by President Bush, French President Jacques Chirac and German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder, Putin accompanied by virtually all other World leaders, listened to a rousing speech by Pope John Paul II and Stalin condemning mass murder, violence...
ROME, MONDAY - Rumours have been leaking from inside Vatican City throughout the weekend that the newly-elected pontiff, pope Benedict XVI, intends to get tough on other religions who don't share the Roman Catholic view of spirituality. These appear...
Benny Hinn today claimed that Pope Benedict XVI had stolen his name in an effort to confuse worshippers of the Benny Hinn Ministries into following the Supreme Pontiff of the Catholic Church and thus improving their falling attendance figures. The cl...
A ceremonial puff of black smoke arose from the chimney near the Vatican on Monday signaling that the leaders of the Catholic Church had failed to elect a pope and had all decided to light their ceremonial Columbian cigars given to the Pope by Fidel...
The future of the Vatican finances and the leadership of the Catholic Church has been ensured by the unanimous nomination of the future envoy - Pope John MacDonalds Condom XVI. Roberto Calvi, a highly secretive ghost Spoof reporter has been following...
In a way to honor the recently passed Pope John Paul II, while also bringing excitement to the new Papacy, MTV has announced this week that one of their signature shows will have a Catholic flair in an upcoming special. Plans are in the works for an...
As the worlds non Catholic population heaves a sigh and gets ready for another month of Pope related news, millions of Papists are gearing up to look at the soon to be rotting, festering corpse of the dead Pontiff in Vatican City. Indulging in the pa...
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