Osama Bin Laden, one of the worlds most wanted terrorists, was today found safe and well in a bath at the White House.
It was today confirmed that Virgin Media mogul Richard Branson will fight Sky boss Rupert Murdoch in a Texas death match to decide who was right in the row over Sky channels.
A study by the university of Hogwarts has discovered that food is unsafe and shouldn't be consumed by humans.
Comedian Roy "Chubby" Brown was today elected as the new spokesman for the United Nations.
Newcastle United have today confirmed that Prime Minister Tony Blair will wear the famous number nine jersey next season.
Terry Wogan finally admmitted today what the whole of Great Britain already knew when he declared "I Wear a Wig".
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