Written by Lee Wyatt

Friday, 20 April 2007

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Terry Wogan finally admmitted today what the whole of Great Britain already knew when he declared "I Wear a Wig".

Wogan, age unknown but thought to be at least 18, made the sensational confession to an undercover journalist who was posing as a microphone. It is thought that the presenter will now call a press conference where he will deny he made the comments.

His wife, who also wears a syrup, has vowed to stand by the Irishman, despite the grave pressure this has put on their relationship.

She said "I don't care what has happened he is my husband and I love him, bald or not"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Terry Wogan

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