Peter Crouch has today sensationally stated that he both wants to have his cake and eat it. In a bold move he voiced the thoughts of a thousand footballers admitting that whilst he had a tall, slim, attractive girlfriend/wife at home he still wan...
The Health and Safety department has released a new list of dos and don'ts for UK citizens to keep them safe (and presumably healthy) around the house and workplace we can exclusively reveal. Speaking on behalf of the Government Department Mr Flan...
Cheryl Cole has today dramatically revealed the real reason behind her recent weight loss - a friendly tape worm called Graham. Speaking from her London mansion the superstar and her new friend sat comfortably together in the luxurious gardens si...
Slebs in California were out en masse today celebrating the breaking news that Proposition 8 has been abolished and same sex marriage is now legal. In the country where the question "Do you mind if I bum a fag?" receives a slightly different react...
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