Milan, Italy - (Ass Mess): Spoilt brat Qatari princesses, relatives of dodgy Emir Shaikh Hamad who is trying to buy up UK food retailer Sainsbury's, were today thrown off a London-bound BA plane after throwing a wobbly about seating arrangements.
Whitehall, SWi - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): MI6's favorite recreational drug is the adrenaline that soars through spooks' brains as they corrall and haul in badass dodgy Arab sheikhs on whirlwind shopping sprees buying up stolen assets from the B...
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