Bergen, Norway/ The Other city, Slightly to the Right of Oslo - In this bustling Norwegian seaport, customers at the busy fish market, were humming with gossip after the recent 'awarding' of the Nobel Peace Prize to Barack Hussein Obama, the American...
An unusual incident occurred at eleventeen twelve am this morning when Mrs Fanny Ablaze demonstrated that her name was meaningful. She had been late for her train, and had slid down the escalator bannister to save time, but the friction had create...
Very bad news awaits a woman who is encountering over-puberty after a puberty check to make sure she is fine in terms of puberty. 18 year old Julia Vagina, is encountering puberty which is turning out to be a horrible and embarrassing encounter fo...
Amy Winehouse has been photographed without her characteristic beehive, rendering the blues skank virtually indistinguishable from run-of-the-mill skanks in the area. Waiting to be reunited with her husband, who was released from jail last week,...
London - Kate Winslet, an adamant PETA proponent, is livid at Vanity Fair magazine after her coverphoto shoot, seen in this month's issue. Apparently the airbrush allegations that the magazine is defending are true. Winslet appeared on this m...
Itchy Sarah Palin, mayor of Wasilla, Alaska which has more pubic lice than people sought large Federal grants to find a cure for the crabs. Palin told a Congressional committee charged with investigating Pthirus pubis ("crab" louse, pubic louse) that...
A Study commissioned by Congress promoting abstinence only programs has proven completely ineffective in preventing or delaying teenagers from having sexual intercourse. Therefore, President Bush has set the minimum age for puberty at 18 for all U.S...
The Archbishop of Canterbury, Rowan Williams has absolved one of his top bishops after he went on a booze-fuelled walkabout last December.
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