POINT BARROW, Alaska (ABSNN) - Former Alaska Governor, Sarah Palin, filed a law suit in the Pt. Barrow Federal Courthouse that charges "severe emotional distress" caused by John McCain's campaign staff that spent nearly $100,000.00 on slinky clot...
A 36-year-old Wisconsin man had his penis glued to his stomach with Krazy Glue Tuesday after his wife and three other women discovered he was carrying on affairs with each of them. The man's name has not been released. According to a criminal com...
Oh sure, everybody in the UK has heard about the school boys who spelled the word "COCK" in bricks upon the roof of their school house. Google Earth's satellite photographed the word from 100's of kilometers up in space. But who was the ring leader...
The marketing division of Porsche international has been thrown into disarray after it was revealed last week that a 944 Carrera was purchased from a German dealership by a man with a large penis. Suspicions that the Porsche's marketing strategy...
Scientists in Plymouth have concluded that British men have the largest penises in the world. Condom makers have been advised that they need to make mega condoms to help these poor afflicted men, but they have said a straight no.
London - (ReUterus): Scientists unravelling the complexities of what attracts wannabe porno novelists to the mysteries of internet comedy writing have found a link between the male brain's pleasure center, alcohol and symptoms of penis envy.
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