Russia is losing billions of "dirty dollars" annually because they are being washed by a huge machine run by a bunch of criminal Scrubbers. Russian billionaires, the Russian Mafia and other criminal organisations are making sure that their hard-e...
The US senate have accused a British bank, better known as "Home Suiting Biggest Criminals", of allowing billions of drug money and huge sums from banned nations such as Iran and North korea to slip through their fingers. The washing machines at the...
"It ain't over till Aunt Zulu Sings," so said Donald Trump today after revealing that President Barack Obama claimed 17 dependents on his 2010 tax return! Trump, standing in the wings as Hair Apparent for the 2012 Presidential Election, ratcheted...
Undisclosed location, Earth - The quarterly joint meeting between the Illuminati and The Bilderberg Group turned out to interesting (this time) to the masses of "lower-class citizens". It seems the Illuminati and Bilderbergs have gone completely o...
London - (Slush Fund News): A new twist on the classic Nigerian money laundering email scam has rocked the House of Lords this week. Self-confessed banker to the IRA Lord James of Blackheath told astonished peers on Monday that a very important -...
Dublin (What's the crack mess) An underground network of evil Irish nuns are laundering drug money obtained via Al Queda sources and sending it to French Polishers - who then funnel the money back to Ireland where the nuns use the cash to buy Dan...
(Chicago) - Super rich talk show host, Oprah Wimpy, today was accused of money laundering.
Alexandria, Louisiana - (Felonious Press): Are counterfeitters getting smarter or cops getting dumber? That's what is puzzling Louisiana investigators after a rash of fake $100 bills that flooded the market turned out to be bona fide $5 bills wa...
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