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Funny story: New Apple "High Phone" Doubles as a Smokeless Bong

New Apple "High Phone" Doubles as a Smokeless Bong

Seattle, WA - Apple announced today that it has perfected the "High Phone" - the first cellular phone that also functions as a smokeless bong (a water pipe, generally used to smoke cannabis, but also makes a great vase). Apple has nicknamed the ta...

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Funny story: President Barack Obama's Prized Bong is Missing

President Barack Obama's Prized Bong is Missing

White House security personnel admit that they are unable to locate President Barack Obama's $1,200.00 Roor Custom Little Sista Icemaster 7.0 Bong that appears to have been stolen from his dresser in his bedroom and they have few clues as to who may...

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Funny story: Michael Phelps Gets Endorsement Deal

Michael Phelps Gets Endorsement Deal

U.S. Olympics Gold Medalist Michael Phelps has been named as a spokesperson for Hong Bong, a bong company based in China. Wi-Bei-Hi, CEO of Hong Bong, said that Phelps was the perfect representative for the product. He said that Phelps is athleti...

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Funny story: Crawford thugs ransacked coffin, converted skull into bong

Crawford thugs ransacked coffin, converted skull into bong

Crawford, Texas - (Skunk Mess): A shadow looms over Jenna Bush's wedding this Saturday with the news that pranksters managed to find a grave at her family Predator Chapel Ranch home, dig up the coffin, abuse the corpse and covert the skull into...

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Funny story: Fisher Price and Mattel Unleash Kiddie Bongs, Barbie Bandits

Fisher Price and Mattel Unleash Kiddie Bongs, Barbie Bandits

A video was released to news stations on Sunday morning showing 2 teenagers teaching their toddler brothers and sisters to smoke marijuana. Fisher-Price and Mattel used their quick trigger fingers to react to the market.

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