Last month, Democratic Presidential Candidate Barack Obama was under intense political pressure due to anti-white and anti-American slurs made by the clergyman of his Illinois church. In order to avoid the backlash from that negative publicity, the...
Eldorado, Texarse - (Lurid Ass Mess): Fundamentalist nutter Warren Jeffs may have fathered at least two thousand children in his polygamist mind-control Yearn for Zion brothel, Eldorado police authorities said today.
Eldorado, Texarse - (Wacko Mess): Cops have raided fundamentalist polygamist nutter Warren Jeffs' Yearn For Zion child molestor brothel and released over 400 brainwashed hostages.
As Hollywood writers officially go out on strike, networks are scrambling to fill time slots formally covered by scripted shows. Their solution? Fill those two hours a day with even more reality shows!...
Warren Jeffs, leader of a polygamous sect that is a splinter group of the Mormon church, has been found guilty as an accomplice to rape. Jeffs was conviced for pressuring a 14 year old girl to marry, then have sex with, her 19 year old male cousin.
Polygamist and child abuser Warren Jeffs was last night married to fellow inmate and jail bully "Big Rosco" Tanner at a ceremony in the penitentiary showers, attended by other prisoners and watched by guard...
Evil child-abusing hillbilly Warren Jeffs, who made up his own church so he could marry children and abuse them, went on trial in Hicksville, Deep South, USA. However, the trial was adjourned under constitutional law...
Wacko, Texas - (Rioters): Work on the construction of the Bush family mausoleum at Warren Jeff's Wacko site has ground to a halt after Warren Jeffs, the self-styled spiritual head of the Fundamentalist Church of Latter Day Assholes, was indicted...
Wacko, Texas - (AssoCIAted Mess): Warren Jeffs, the fugitive polygamist leader captured last week by Nevada highway patrol cops on charges of conspiracy to run superstitious afterlife marketing rackets to thousands of gullible fundamentalist asshole...
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