George Entwistle, who resigned as Director General of the BBC on Saturday night after the Newsnight scandal that saw the investigative programme broadcast a piece saying a senior Tory during the Thatcher era was involved in child abuse at a North Wal...
Fatima Whitbread is being tipped to win I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here by an Australian bookie. "The Aborigine is the only fair dinkum bloke left in the programme since the scouser Freddie Starr chucked a sickie", claimed Crocodile Ocker.
Just in - like a man with a button mushroom penis - the ent and goss rumour mill is insistent that Home Secretary, Theresa May, is to fly out to join Ant and Dec in the jungle as a hurried replacement for allergy challenged, short arsed, pot-bellied,...
A new reality show is coming to the BBC next week, threatening the ratings of the popular show "I'm a celebrity, get me out of here". Called "I'm a nonentity, get me out of here", and set in Coventry City Centre, it charts the course of 12 anonymo...
Comedian Freddie Starr was dramatically rushed to hospital yesterday after eating Fatima Whitbread's testicles on I'm A Donut Get Me Out Of Here. The pot-bellied scouser suffered an allergic reaction to the Bushtucker Trial but dismissed reports t...
Celeb spotters are reporting that former X-Factor contestant, Stacey Solomon, the face of Iceland, has been spotted shopping in Sainsbury's, in Dagenham, Essex. Bystanders revealed that although they couldn't be 100% certain that the lady they spo...
Twitchers across the world are migrating to Australia since the news spread across Twitter that a pair of rare Newcastle Tits have been sighted in Melbourne. "I've seen most varieties of tit," said the heavily bearded Bill Oddie, an avid bird-watc...
The mayhem, chaos and other Libyan unrest all came to a halt last night, with things quickly returning to abnormal in the country. Simon Cowell, complete with unreal-looking teeth and premium-rate telephone numbers, was flown in to Tripoli by Cedr...
LONDON - Watson was being approached by Britain's ITV (locally known as the channel for low-brow or to watch when there's nothing on the BBC), to star on a new series of the 'hit' show. The show, which pits celebrities against each other to be the...
Skoob Entertainment News can exclusively reveal that plans are afoot to release a CD featuring probable X-Factor winner Matt Cardle, with Jungle Queen Stacey Solomon. Details are a little sketchy right now, but word has it that the all conquering...
'I'm A Celeb' contestant and renowned Scottish turd analyst, Gillian McKeith was today mercilessly ripped to shreds on the ITV lunchtime show by the Loose Women themselves, in her first TV appearance since the jungle debacle. McKeith, an avowed ve...
Newly crowned jungle Queen, Stacey Solomon is poised to earn squillions after her crowning as Queen Of The Jungle on Ant and Dec's I'm A Celebrity - And I've Fainted! Honest! Give Me Some Of Bob's Oxygen! The lovably dippy Essex girl mit der big b...
Stacey Solomon - most satirists would love to take a pop at her, but they just can't. What's to take a pop at? The girl is deeply dippy in a 'Right Said Fred' way, and just so utterly lovable that she can't be touched. Okay, she's got a really gra...
Wikileaks' latest leak suggests that former X-Factor finalist and current I'm A Celeb heroine, Stacey Solomon has been employed by MI6 and kebab entrepreneur Ali Bullo, as a spy for months. MI6 remained tight lipped when Skoob Entertainment News a...
It seems Brits get it, but Americans don't. On last night's edition of 'I'm A Celeb', vacuous American (What was her mother thinking?) nude model Kayla Collins went off on one because 'somebody' had wallpapered the side of the dunny. With shit.
10 million households all shouted the same message in the exact same instant, according to a new panel today. The NASA space probe detected a loud noise coming from the United Kingdom at approximately 9:48pm this evening, as 65 million people all...
Gillian Mckieth got her first No 1, "It's fainting time", last night, beating Chico's "It's Christmas time" and Gino's "essence of Italy song" to the top chart spot. The song tells the story of a doctor who constantly faints and gets about a milli...
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