Written by masterchev

Monday, 29 November 2010

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10 million households all shouted the same message in the exact same instant, according to a new panel today.

The NASA space probe detected a loud noise coming from the United Kingdom at approximately 9:48pm this evening, as 65 million people all simultaneously yelled "SHE'S GONE", following the events which saw Gillian McKeith FINALLY left the show.

The unknown barmy woman, who was another person who claimed they had a pHD, fainted every time she saw a wasp, and has the record of "First Celeb to be a pussy during a Bush Tucker Trial", according to the UK Chav Magazine.

She was also the first celeb to suffer a mild stroke when finally crossing the bridge, having been set off by fireworks and sparklers.

Timid Mrs. McKeith whispered later, having had her 50 kg of Oxygen.

"I'm glad to be out. I hate your fucking guts Britain. Oh I'm gonna be so mad, I'm gonna put Ocka Locka beans in all of your soups!"

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