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Funny story: Man who took Tories' 'Emergency Jerry Can Of Petrol' advice in Tottenham Court Road siege - report

Man who took Tories' 'Emergency Jerry Can Of Petrol' advice in Tottenham Court Road siege - report

London - A man armed with six jerry cans of premium unleaded gasoline is causing havoc in Central London this afternoon. Police have surrounded a Tottentham Court Road property amid reports of a siege involving hoarded petrol from last months' Tor...

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Funny story: MP says "I've solved the impending motor fuel crisis"

MP says "I've solved the impending motor fuel crisis"

Monty Bedwetter, Conservative MP for North Suffolk & Central Ipswich has hit the headlines again after a long absence, for controversial comments he has made concerning the impending motor fuel supply crisis. In an interview on Around Anglia t...

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Funny story: The Government planned the fuel crisis

The Government planned the fuel crisis

A leaked memo from 10 Downing Street has revealed that the panic buying at the pumps was planned by the ConDems to help raise two billion pounds to cover the deficit created by the reduction in tax rate. David Cameron has denied that the memo is a...

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Funny story: Fuel tanker drivers vote yes to disrupting more traffic than usual

Fuel tanker drivers vote yes to disrupting more traffic than usual

Fuel tanker drivers have voted in favour of obstructing markedly more journeys than usual in an ongoing row over safety conditions which have seen them placed in a similar amount of danger to someone trying to over-take one of their vehicles, the Uni...

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Funny story: UFO Sighted Over the Nation's Capitol

UFO Sighted Over the Nation's Capitol

Washington DC: An extremely bright light was visually observed hovering high over the White House. The light could be seen as far away as Chicago IL, yet area air traffic control RADAR screens were completely blank. The light was definitely identi...

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Funny story: President Obama Admits He Wants Gas Prices To Hit $8.00 A Gallon!

President Obama Admits He Wants Gas Prices To Hit $8.00 A Gallon!

President Obama finally came out and told the truth about ending oil lines from Canada, preventing drilling for more oil in the Gulf of Mexico and every other place that he can. "Above all, I'm an environmentalist", he told reporters today. "Look...

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Funny story: Oil Companies Creating Special Packaging for $5-a-Gallon Gas

Oil Companies Creating Special Packaging for $5-a-Gallon Gas

Houston, Texas -- As gasoline prices ratchet up past the $4-a-gallon mark, the oil industry is preparing a more luxurious way to present its increasingly costly product to consumers. "Think expensive fragrances, top-shelf liquor and premium cosmet...

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Funny story: Pub Beer To Cost You £24.80p From Today!

Pub Beer To Cost You £24.80p From Today!

The pub price for a pint of beer is to go up - again. Brewers say the increase, of around 10p a pint, is necessary because poor harvests have forced up the cost of malting barley. The price hike will bring the average price of a pint to £3.10p from t...

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Funny story: Urine For a Ride: New Car Fueled by Pee

Urine For a Ride: New Car Fueled by Pee

Cruise Control meets Bladder Control - Automaker Key-Yah Motors, in an effort to lead the pack in development of hybrid vehicles, announced the 2013 Key-Yah Pia - the first automobile fueled by human urine. For now, the vehicle is equipped only f...

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Funny story: EU Ruling Spells the End of Free Petrol for Drivers!

EU Ruling Spells the End of Free Petrol for Drivers!

Petrol service stations will have to comply with new EU regulations coming in next year requiring pumps to give out fuel to the exact pound and penny drivers want to put into their tanks. Drivers will have to tap in the exact amount they want to buy...

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Funny story: Obama Announces New GM Spin Off, Rubber Band Motors (RBM) to Meet His New MPG Edict!

Obama Announces New GM Spin Off, Rubber Band Motors (RBM) to Meet His New MPG Edict!

In a two part announcement sure to impact on the American economy, President Barry Obama first shocked the US automotive world with his new edict demanding all auto manufactures produce fleet economies of 54.1 MPH by 2025, up from the current 27.5...

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Funny story: Gas and electricity prices going up. What can you do?

Gas and electricity prices going up. What can you do?

It can't have escaped your notice that domestic fuel prices are about rise sharply. Don't despair, read our useful guide to saving energy and money. By following a few simple tips you could save enough money to buy a gallon of petrol. Believe it or not it's cheaper to buy second hand clothes at a local boot sale than it is to wash yours, even at low temperatures. The average washing machine...

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Funny story: U.S. Gasoline Falls Below $3.85 a Gallon, Travelers Temporarily Thrilled

U.S. Gasoline Falls Below $3.85 a Gallon, Travelers Temporarily Thrilled

Just in time for the Memorial Day weekend travel and the unofficial start to summer, U.S. gasoline prices have fallen below a national average price of $3.85 a gallon. Recent mandates by government officials had warned oil producers that collusi...

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Funny story: The Celestial Thermostat Setting For Carnage

The Celestial Thermostat Setting For Carnage

A distant planet that orbits a red dwarf star has revealed evidence so startling it has resulted in fashion and television personality Gok Wan and R 'n' B singer Chris Brown being hauled off to an underground prison. Government officials from both Br...

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Funny story: Congress Completes Investigation of Gas Prices, Conclusion; The Gas Station Signs are all Different

Congress Completes Investigation of Gas Prices, Conclusion; The Gas Station Signs are all Different

After so many months of suffering through constantly rising gas prices, members of Congress, after being inundated with tens of thousands of e-mails from the American public, decided to actually do something about it, and yes they did. Congress...

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Funny story: Cost of Barrels hit $60/bbl, Actual Driving Force Behind Oil Price Hikes

Cost of Barrels hit $60/bbl, Actual Driving Force Behind Oil Price Hikes

NEW YORK & LONDON - As the price of crude oil reaches $121/bbl ($0.80/litre), many have blamed the tensions in the Middle East and Africa for the hikes. However, a new investigation has found out that the price of one barrel (158l) is the one...

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Funny story: Government to show how much car journeys cost

Government to show how much car journeys cost

The government plan on slowing down Britain's drivers with an ingenious device that will be fitted to every new car and retrofitted to all existing cars at the driver's expense. This new device displays how much the fuel a car is using in terms o...

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