OROTINA, Costa Rica - Costa Rica's very promising figure skater Hacienda Bolero, 23, has stated that she will not be going to Sochi, Russia to compete in the XXII Winter Olympics. The extremely beautiful Miss Bolero told the members of the news me...
SAN JOSE, Costa Rica - An unemployed banana picker named Joey Caramba has just become the luckiest man in Central America. Caramba was at his home putting some trash in his garbage can. As he took off the trash can lid he noticed two blue bags wer...
SAN JOSE, Costa Rica - Reports coming out of Costa Rica state that President Kiko Sombrero has just announced to the people of his country that Costa Rica has developed a super drone. The super drone nicknamed El Pajaro Grande (The Big Bird) is ro...
SAN JOSE, Costa Rica - The Central American country of Costa Rica has expressed a desire to move into the computer era. President Kiko Sombrero met with his two chief advisers and they discussed the possibility of a name change. The president s...
New York - Federal prosecutors have smashed a $6bn international money-laundering scheme based in Costa Rica after a tip-off fingered the 'digital currency' provider. Southern District of New York legal sources say the sheer scale of the Diabolica...
LONG BEACH, California - The United States Coast Guard has just issued a statement that they have captured a submarine from Mexico. Captain Chauncey S. Shoomheimer informed the news media that the submarine was 49 feet in length and was being oper...
SAN JOSE, Costa Rica - A spokesperson for the Costa Rican Olympic team, Francisco San Platanos, has expressed the fact that Team Costa Rica has just received a certified letter from The International Olympic Committee. The letter stipulates that t...
Costa Rica: A government biologist has found two six foot tall Red Squirrels, one male and one female, living in the jungle on Isla Nublar, an island off of Costa Rica. The government biologist believes that when Universal Studios filmed Jurassic...
PUERTO PUNTA, Costa Rica - As if Spencer Pratt hasn't already had enough controversy in his career. Now comes word that he was arrested at The Salsa Picante Airport in the Pacific coastal town of Puerto Punta, Costa Rica. Pratt had gone to the jun...
According to the July 5, 2010 Tico Times, "Costa Rica has granted the U.S. military a six-month window to bring 7,000 Marines, five planes and 46 warships into its territory". The 31-8 vote of the Legislative Assembly was presumably "to help stem...
BANANAVILLE, Costa Rica - Comedienne Joan Rivers was not allowed to board a plane bound for Newark, New Jersey because her passport read Joseph Rosenberg instead of Joan Rosenberg her real name. The airline agent identified as Eppie De La Nutterwo...
SAN JOSE, COSTA RICA Ultra-competitive Costa Rican President Oscar Arias Sanchez, 69, has an impressive list of accomplishments; he has been elected president twice, is a Nobel Peace laureate, has received the Albert Schweitzer Prize for Humanitari...
COSTA RICA - Lou Diamond Phillips who portrayed 50's singing sensation Richie Valens in La Bamba was chosen 'King of The Jungle' in NBC's I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here! NBA great John Salley came in third and female wrestler Torrie Wilson ca...
The following are some helpful guidelines for solo travelers visiting Central America for the first time. Feel free to print this list and refer to it throughout your visit to this beautiful, yet culturally diverse region. Bring anti-nausea medication with you at all times. Accept the fact you will get violently ill anyway. Don't assume that your new Nicaraguan boyfriend is serious when he...
The US announced today it will be invading Costa Rica based on evidence that the central American country is in possession of bananas of mass destruction.
Palma Verde, Costa Rica (IP) - The government of Costa Rica has established a three tiered system which allows the foreign tourist various levels of safety and security. The amount of crime being committed against tourists in Costa Rica has been on...
San Jose, Costa Rica (IP) - Costa Rica has decided to issue political asylum to US politicians guilty of war crimes and corruption.
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