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Funny story: 'White Bread' Convention to be held at Loaf-Shaped Building

'White Bread' Convention to be held at Loaf-Shaped Building

Saint Paul, Minnesota (From the desk of Herbert Muschamp, former New York Times architecture critic) - The morally bankrupt GOP intends to hold their 2008 Republican National Convention at the equally architecturally bankrupt Xcel Energy Center next...

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Funny story: Idaho racist convention set to get underway

Idaho racist convention set to get underway

(Boise, ID) Hotels are anxiously preparing for the upcoming Arian Nation National Convention next month. Restaurants and retail stores are also gearing up with specials and new window displays. Local grease pit Dogs is offering a Bigot Burger with...

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Funny story: Ronald Reagan Apparition shows up at TIVO Convention

Ronald Reagan Apparition shows up at TIVO Convention

(Baltimore) Guests at the 42'nd annual TIVO convention in Baltimore were momentarily "startled" when what appeared to be the former 40th president of the United States, Ronald Reagan showing up complete with presidential podium givin...

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Funny story: Satirists Avoid Kerry/Edwards in Favor of Bush Humor

Satirists Avoid Kerry/Edwards in Favor of Bush Humor

Hoping for a "post-Convention Bounce", the Kerry/Edwards ticket has fallen flat on the humor front. "No one except amateurs are touching Kerry/Edwards right now," Jay Leno said in a pre-show interview. "But apparently that ha...

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Funny story: Ex president Wows convention crowd

Ex president Wows convention crowd

BOSTON, Massachusetts (Spoof) - After playing the newly renovated Wurlitzer organ Ex President Clinton told Voters that they "face a stark choice between a Democratic vision of opportunity at home and cooperation abroad versus a Republican vision...

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Funny story: John Kerry's planned convention speech leaked

John Kerry's planned convention speech leaked

Democratic National Committee Chairman Terry McAuliffe is engaged in a desperate attempt to find the person or persons who leaked John Kerry's alleged acceptance speech at the nominating convention later this month.

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Funny story: Southern Baptists To Withdraw From The Modern Secular World

Southern Baptists To Withdraw From The Modern Secular World

At their annual convention America's Southern Baptist Association - the largest group within the Baptist denomination - have voted to withdraw from everything which is not Southern Baptist.

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Funny story: Bush Aroused by Federal Erections

Bush Aroused by Federal Erections

Further doubts were raised about the mental state of the war-loving President, following remarks he made to the ‘Doris Day Look-alike Convention', today in Beverley Hills.

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Funny story: Republican Convention Schedule Announced

Republican Convention Schedule Announced

The Republican National Committee today released the official schedule and agenda for the first day of the 2004 Convention to be held in New York City on August 30th.

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Funny story: John-Jacob Jingleheimer-Smith Convention To Be Held In Disneyland

John-Jacob Jingleheimer-Smith Convention To Be Held In Disneyland

In news that may shock, appal and delight, the First John-Jacob Jingleheimer-Smith Convention is set to be hosted in Disneyland. The convention, as announced by John Jacob-Jingleheimer Smith yesterday, is "invite only" for other peop...

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