Hosted this year by Oasis Bar & Grille locations around the world, patrons are gearing up for the tenth annual Yellow Snowman competition, with prizes to include an open bar tab at any OB&G location for the period of one year. Started by a...
I came across this in one of the Dailies: "Luxury travel specialists Travelzest are looking for a luxury holiday tester to try out a fabulous holiday for two in Vietnam and report back on their experience. Enter our competition and it could be you… " Firstly, they must be fixing the competition for a person suffering from, schizophrenia, bi-polar disorder or multiple personality disorder bec...
Workers, manufacturers of Workers Crisps, have been running a nationally advertised competition to predict where it will rain next in Britain, at which point, Workers will pay ten pounds. This competition has been an amazing success. To much of a...
Supermarket giant Tesbury's recently run competition was won by the only person who entered. The competition was a simple question and answer competition, where the question was "Name the first man on the moon." Marjorie Simpson of Inglenook, Y...
A teenager from Shropshire has been jailed for two years for selling stolen property. In a bizarre turn of events, Terry Jones, 17, from Ludlow in Shropshire, has been found selling items on eBay that are identical to the main prize on this week's...
Local man Kevin Nobbart was presented with the keys to a shiny new Ford Focus yesterday. The car was the first prize in the High St Motors grand raffle. A delighted Mr Nobhard (Who already has a company car of his own)attended the High St Motors s...
In the world of competitive eating, only one name stands above all others, Paul Boil. The 29 year old bricklayer from Stafford has won more competitions in his five year career than any other eater competitor on the scene. Crowned a heady four...
A local sailor has described his delight at having one of his idea's chosen for those cutesy 'Love is…' cartoon's in daily newspapers and tacky greeting cards. Pirate Pete, 56, entered a competition to select what stupid crappy 'Love is…' cartoon...
Bangor, ME - The Red Cross and Gaia Fertiliy Clinic have launched a donation competition to try and fill shortages in both banks of medical fluids. The blood bank and sperm bank are trying to beat each gallon for gallon in donation for the month of J...
MacBurger has announced a prestigious new annual arts prize for the fastest texted irreverent joke following any tragic event. The clock will be started once a celebrity dies, a building collapses, a film actress forgets her underwear or any other internationally symbolic moment. Category awards will be available: 1. Fastest and funniest. 2. Fastest and most sexist. 3. Fastest and mo...
Asse Belgium (FTB newswire) The Belgian Bodybuilders Competition was suddenly cancelled when competitors fled the arena. Shortly before show time, pumped up contestants ran like girly-men at the sight of a local doping official. Fans were left flexin...
Mrs Charlene Scuttlebucket of Rishton, Lancashire, near Blackburn was today announced as the Jeronimo's Pizzas Create A BGT Topping Competition winner, fighting off entries from all over her council estate. Mrs Scuttlebucket plumped for a pizza to...
SAN JOSE, CA - Right-wing fat-ass Rush Limbaugh, best known for using his mouth to bash liberals, has decided to put it to another use. This July 4th, he will compete against Takeru Kobayashi and Joey "Jaws" Chestnut in the 94th Annual Nathan's Hot...
Retired Plimpton gardener Alf Potts could not believe his luck this week when a gold envelope hit his doormat. "I've never won anything in my life before", said Alf, 78, "so this is a real thrill. My wife died last year, and I will go to visit my...
Good news for single Twilight fans - you can't now win a date with Robert Pattinson, the actor who played Edward Cullen in Twilight! Access Hollywood has just divulged the details of the contest. Interested females between the ages of 18 and 24 ar...
Dr Gerard McGarry, the owner of the world' smallest balls, has won a 60 inch television in a internet prize draw. Dr McGarry said " When I saw the email, I almost stopped choking my wife. It said my prize was ready to be shipped by Fedex "TODAY!".
Lovers of the bottom gathered in France yesterday for the Le Monde Derrier finals. This annual contest has grown in size in recent years after contestants from the USA signed up. Last year's winner, Melanie Amine, from Brazil has gone on to model...
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