Whitlandia,Antarctica Scientists Monday in a flyover determined that the floating ice cake is larger than the country of Australia, or is that a continent? The group described the ice island as large, white, coldish, standing about eighty five f...
The Antarctic Commission, the governing authority of Antarctica, has launched a desperate plea to the press to ask the public to send money to support victims of the recent earthquake in Antarctica. Two days ago an earthquake of magnitude 6.3 hit...
Fears are rising for the emotional stability of Antarctica after space probes noticed that the contentment is losing its ice. In an attempt to slow or even reverse the receding ice, scientists at Antarctica Technology University (Antarctica) have...
I was doing a small jet washing job this morning, and it was absolutely bloody freezing. The water was turning to ice as it hit the ground, and I had decided to call it a day and come back at the weekend, when up strolls Robert Falcon Scott, closely followed by a lugubrious Captain Oates. We chatted for a while, then Oates declared that he had to go outside, and may be gone some time. Several...
The Ice Bridge which holds the Antarctic Ice Shelf in place has shattered and the frozen southernmost continent is drifting north. Already moving up the Atlantic coast of South America, emperor penguins are shedding their coats and making reservation...
Like drunken tuxedoed teens at their first prom, hordes of Magellan penguins have shown up on Brazilian beaches. The birds out of snow were wandering around the carioca beaches and resorts of Ipanema until the novelty wore off and they began to be vi...
Hollywood CA -- Angelina Jolie decided to give birth to her twins in Antarctica. She will have her children on the Ross Ice Sheet surrounded by squawking penguins and curious sea lions. The twins will be the first humans ever born on the Ice Continen...
It is the universal question that we all ask ourselves at some point in our life: What does God look like? Nobody has been able to offer up any reasonable answers to that question until now.
US and A (Defense News Weakly) - The Honorable George W. Bush today announced that he intends to send a submarine under the South Pole to plant a US flag. In a measured response to last week's move by Russia to plant a flag under the North Pole,...
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