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Funny story: Alex Jones Claims Eating KFC will make men develop breasts

Alex Jones Claims Eating KFC will make men develop breasts

Alex Jones has gone on the "Conspiracy Do-Dah Channel" and ranted that the government is trying to make men impotent by spiking everyday foods with aspartame. He appeared live on air and ranted that if he puts Tomato Ketchup on his beef burger it...

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Funny story: A (very) brief interview with an American Patriot

A (very) brief interview with an American Patriot

Chantilly, VA - Activist Alex Jones is a busy guy, even when he's not busy roasting Bilderburgers. Sometimes he gets to have breakfast, too. I recently caught up to him in a place even Guy Fieri wouldn't care to classify. (paCHU) "Good morning, so you're the guy from Spoof News, right? How are you? Have some coffee before it gets to the bottom." (paCHU) … (SQEAL)… (paCHU) "You'll stic...

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Funny story: Alex Jones Sends Out A Booty Call!

Alex Jones Sends Out A Booty Call!

AUSTIN-In an obvious parody of the "Howard Stern Show", controversial radio talk show host and documentary filmmaker Alex Jones donned a long black wig and sunglasses on his Friday afternoon television simulcast. Why? "I'm sending out a booty call" Jones announced "to all you bodacious info-babes, patriotic playmates and liberty lovin' ladies who would like to audition for my new 2010 (better...

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Funny story: Alex Jones video released by al Qaeda

Alex Jones video released by al Qaeda

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Osama bin Laden's terrorist organization al Qaeda has released a new video. This time, the video features the prominent radio talk show host Alex Jones. Although the CIA has no idea about the video's origin, it appears to have bee...

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Funny story: Alex Jones Triumphs as Supreme Court Rules in Favor of First Amendment

Alex Jones Triumphs as Supreme Court Rules in Favor of First Amendment

WASHINGTON D.C.- On the heels of it's recent decision in favor of an individual's right to keep and bear arms, the United States Supreme Court handed down yet another landmark ruling today in the case of Alex Jones Vs. The Ci...

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Funny story: Daniel Estulin, Jim Tucker & Alex Jones Listed On This Year's Bilderberg Attendees List.

Daniel Estulin, Jim Tucker & Alex Jones Listed On This Year's Bilderberg Attendees List.

'Yes, yes we were there,' Alex Jones finally admitted during one of his mid week radio show rants. 'So what? It's not like we could turn down the offer!'...

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Funny story: Alex Jones Warns the Public "To Serve Man...It's a COOKBOOK!"

Alex Jones Warns the Public "To Serve Man...It's a COOKBOOK!"

AUSTIN, TX - An Austin court has ordered nationally syndicated talk show host Alex Jones to stay at least 100 yards from the "Book Resort" at the Highland Mall in Austin, Texas. The action follows his arrest Thursday on ch...

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Funny story: Alex Jones Ventures Into Children's Toy Market

Alex Jones Ventures Into Children's Toy Market

AUSTIN, TX - National talk show host and documentary film-maker Alex Jones will soon add "Toy Maker" to his resume following the announcement he made on his daily radio show yesterday. During the broadcast, the conspiracy...

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Funny story: Alex Jones Makes One Last Stand!

Alex Jones Makes One Last Stand!

DENVER -Almost four years since the search for the elusive Alex Jones began comes word from Homeland Security Officials that the former radio talk show host turned cult leader has taken his own life following a tense stand-off with f...

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Funny story: Alex Jones Interviews Texas Governor Perry

Alex Jones Interviews Texas Governor Perry

AUSTIN-Radio talk show host Alex Jones has sparked quite a bit of controversy lately with high profile interviews like the one last week with country legend Willie Nelson who made headlines after revealing his doubts concerning the official story of the 9-11 tragedy.

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Funny story: Alex Jones Must be Stopped!

Alex Jones Must be Stopped!

A NOTE TO MY FAITHFUL READERS: Although the following was apparently authored by my future self, it was obtained through a colleauge using an unconventional method of clairvoyant forecasting known as "automatic writing"...

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Funny story: Alex Jones' Megaphone Stolen!

Alex Jones' Megaphone Stolen!

Prominent conspiracy theorist and protestor Alex Jones returned home from his weekday radio show yesterday to find his house ransacked.

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