London - One month after a Spoof news writer revealed the existence of Liz Taylor's secret love child the Daily Mail has wowed its readers with an exclusive. Queen Mudder's original March 27 Spoof news item laid bare the sordid details of Taylor's...
BIRMINGHAM, ENG. - Spoofer Inhopeless today, was found to be absolutely ironic today after his spoofs were suggesting he was being post-modern. "You see," said Erskin Quint, a fellow spoofer, "it appears that he has written self-referential articl...
THESPOOF.COM - According to CCTV evidence, spoofer Inhopeless has been stealing foodstuffs from his spoofer colleagues' kitchens. Many spoofers have reported empty fridges and cupboards after Inhopeless toured the entire world trawling for food.
Ames, Iowa - Miss Mabel Normand, 33, has recently started a dating service for a class of people she says are "almost entirely left out of society" and spend most of their evenings watching re-runs of Monty Python, hunting down old clips of Peter Coo...
Giving his first prison interview in 20 years, convicted killer Charles Manson has warned the entire human race that we'll all be doomed if we're not extremely careful. "We keep chopping down the trees, eating the birds, poisoning the bees, and bu...
THESPOOF.COM, UNITED WEBSITES OF INTERNET - Inhopeless, spoofer galore, has incurred the worry of fellow spoofers after he appeared to be taken a narcissistic turn. "It's strange," said unknown/unseen spoofer Censored, "I've noticed an increase in...
LONDON & SOMEWHERE IN CANADA - Lady Godiva, renknowned spoofer, said that she was accidentally awarded a £200,000 (CN$314,000/US$325,000) settlement by News Corporation, because a hacker had illegally tapped her phone - on accident. Lady Godiv...
BIRMINGHAM - News had emerged today that spoofer Inhopeless has been sleeping with certain female members of your family. The spoofer, who has been having affairs with those women whom you are close with, said that he was 'bored'. "Eh," he said...
A top university is giving its students the opportunity to learn how to write satirical stories in an effort to improve the quality of spoof writing on the internet. In a recent online survey by the comedy spoofing website, the BBC, over 75% of t...
London - My source Hydrogen Balloon, after 20 pints of ale, confided to me why he writes. It is because every time he tells a joke, people groan. This irritates HB, and that is why he decided to tell no more jokes. This caused a pent up need to pu...
London - Ellis Ian Fields, my source, dials lifelines. Ellis started doing this when he noticed that "dials lifelines" is an anagram for his name "Ellis Ian Fields". "What the heck. I figured I'd give it a try. I started calling life-lines, t...
LOS ANGELES - Nude pictures have been founded by Inhopeless Media Group of world-famous people Alice and Bob. Both have appeared in numerous comics, books, films, examples and websites - but none in the nude. However, a photo taken by IMG has s...
LOS ANGELES - Pattinson, a favourite among teen girls for being 'hawt', has been found in a nude photograph taken during his days at university. The photo is 50cm by 60cm, and shows him hanging with his mates while being drunk. According to the digital version of it, it was taken during the middle of the day. Hah. Fooled you. Wow. Just wow. Seriously? You're going to read about a fictional e...
BIRMINGHAM, ENG & THESPOOF.COM - Spoofer Inhopeless today came to the shocking realisation that he has written himself into too many stories. "It was a bit weird that 'Inhopeless' was in 1 of 10 of my stories," he said. "Then I realised it was...
BERLIN - At a meeting between Mark, the owner of user-generated site theSpoof.com, and several major news outlets, a deal was made. The BBC, CNN, Reuters, AP, AFP, and a consortium of major newspapers and others agreed that for April Fools' Day, t...
The UK media is gearing up to make 2011 the biggest April Fools Day ever. Already newspapers are mocking up pictures of a church on the moon for the Royal Wedding, a huge electrical generating genetically modified tree and a new underwater car. Meanw...
Spoof writer, Reddon, AKA Skoob was celebrating this morning as the postman turned up with a wheelbarrow full of cash following the idiot's surprise internet megasmash hit - 'I Need A Dump.' As he rolled around on the hearthrug throwing fistfuls of cash about the sitting room, Reddon was heard to shout: "Ohhh yessss! GET IN!" It transpires that Reddon, AKA Skoob, AKA Martin Shuttlecock, i...
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