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Funny story: Beckham : "I'm Not Thick".

Beckham : "I'm Not Thick".

A spokesman for Real Madrid and England superstar David Beckham, has denied insinuations that the player is thick. "David is doing a number of after-hours courses at a Spanish college and we are hoping that if he passes them, that we will be abl...

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Funny story: Violence Flares as Witch Hunting is Banned

Violence Flares as Witch Hunting is Banned

There were angry violent scenes today when witch burners from all over the country descended on London to protest against parliaments unanimous vote to abolish witch burning in England and Wales.

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Funny story: Lynndie England Has Child In Court; DNA Tests Reveal It's Saddam's Child

Lynndie England Has Child In Court; DNA Tests Reveal It's Saddam's Child

FORT BRAGG, NORTH CAROLINA-- A shocking twist was added to the court martial hearing of Private First Class Lynndie England today. Just as she was approaching the witness stand, an eight month pregnant England slammed to the floor and her water brok...

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Funny story: Sven Raises Alam

Sven Raises Alam

Sven Goran Eriksson has promised England fans that Poland and Austria will pay a heavy price for his latest scandal. "Let them sweat in the knowledge that I will crush them like I'm crushing this can of beer - does anyone have a plaster?&quo...

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Funny story: Local newspapers ban golden weddings

Local newspapers ban golden weddings

Local newspaper owners across England have slapped a ban on golden wedding reports.

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Funny story: I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman!

I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman!

As the F.A tries to steel itself against its latest high profile scandal, Sven Goran Eriksson refuses to be its latest victim. Palios out, Gibson to follow, where does that leave the England manager?...

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Funny story: Survivor Premiership

Survivor Premiership

The next episode of the hit reality TV show "Survivor" will be shot in England and styled 'Survivor Premiership". 16 contestants from the USA will congregate in London for what promises to be their toughest test by far.

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Funny story: Oxford English Dictionary To Update The Word 'Whitewash'

Oxford English Dictionary To Update The Word 'Whitewash'

London, England, A spokesperson for Oxford English Dictionary has allegedly announced that it is to update the word ‘whitewash' to that of a more contemporary meaning.

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Funny story: Lane's gay and so what?

Lane's gay and so what?

LONDON -- Stage actor Nathan Lane came to England recently to hold a press conference revealing that he is a homosexual.

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Funny story: Weather ceases after storm in northern England

Weather ceases after storm in northern England

LEEDS, Great Britain -- For some unknown reason, the northern portion of this country was hit with wild thunder and lightning storms and has not had any other weather since those storms cleared.

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Funny story: Beckham Beckham Beckham what will we ever do with you.

Beckham Beckham Beckham what will we ever do with you.

PORTUGAL ARE IN THE SEMI'S WHOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO. Well those are my feelings I cannot say the same for my father, he was backing England all the way, but not me I'm loyal to my origin.

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Funny story: Queen, Blair, Beckham quit over Euro2004 defeat

Queen, Blair, Beckham quit over Euro2004 defeat

The Queen, the British prime minister and team captain quit their posts over England's shocking defeat by Portugal in the Euro2004.

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Funny story: Three Lions to be dropped by England

Three Lions to be dropped by England

The three lions, as used on the shirts of the England football team, are to be dropped after Euro 2004 the Football Association has announced. In a press statement the FA stated that a change of emblem has been forced upon them by the discovery tha...

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Funny story: Rogue Angel Found Working in Medical Clinic

Rogue Angel Found Working in Medical Clinic

An angel (pictured) has been found working in a medical clinic in Houndsworth, England. Staff at the centre became suspicious when their patients' health suddenly began to improve drastically, and when the angel, who had been using the name Thomas Mc...

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Funny story: Prince Charles makes room in palace for new friend

Prince Charles makes room in palace for new friend

Queen Elizabeth of England kicked her son, Prince Charles out of the castle after his long time mistress, Camilla Parker Bowles, refused to marry him. When asked why Camilla replied, "He's hanging out with a crowd that suits him much better&...

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Funny story: "Big Brother" to wed

"Big Brother" to wed

MENWITH HILL, England -- Finally, after working so hard over the last fifty years, Big Brother announced his engagement to Australian Jean Okiddin, and beating the sure-to-come ribbing from the media, introduced her as "Big Sister."...

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Funny story: Scientists find 'manager' gene

Scientists find 'manager' gene

(BOSTON) - Scientists have isolated the gene responsible for manager-like behavior, according to a study to be published in next month's Journal of New England Medicine.

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