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Funny story: Luna Killed by "Rescuing" indians

Luna Killed by "Rescuing" indians

Gold River, B.C., Canada -- Primary reports received from boaters on the Gold River indicate that the Indians from the Mowachaht First Nation tribe, who wanted to keep the killer whale Luna from being captured by Canadian and U.S. officials coaxed Lu...

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Funny story: Health Canada Said To Consider Daring New "Vaccination" Initiative

Health Canada Said To Consider Daring New "Vaccination" Initiative

(OTTAWA)-- Almost twenty years to the day after the passage of the epochal Canada Health Act, Canada's Health Act Division has released a series of stunning new initiatives for the country's legendary publicly funded health care system. E...

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Funny story: Canada Joins E.U.

Canada Joins E.U.

Toronto, Canada- Baffling geographers around the globe, Canada officially became a member of the European Union this morning.

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Funny story: "Eat my socks... wait. Eat my depleted uranium" - Bush

"Eat my socks... wait. Eat my depleted uranium" - Bush

It became evident that the United States of America was very serious about its attempts to take over Canada and, presumably, the rest of the world. When the French Prime Minister authorized the launch of twenty-six nuclear warheads against the United...

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Funny story: American Forces Invade Canada; Take Lethbridge, Medicine Hat

American Forces Invade Canada; Take Lethbridge, Medicine Hat

12 CIVILIANS DEAD...

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Funny story: Hockey Hit-Man Bertuzzi Makes Many Apologies, Says He Didn't Mean It

Hockey Hit-Man Bertuzzi Makes Many Apologies, Says He Didn't Mean It

TORONTO, Canada (FP) -- Todd Bertuzzi, an All-Star NHL forward, publically apologized to Colorado's Steve Moore, the man whose neck he broke with one damaging punch.

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Funny story: Are We a Nation of Nationalists?

Are We a Nation of Nationalists?

EDITORIAL FEATURE - Canada/US Relations It's been said that the best way to ensure war is to nationalize people under separate flags. Are we a Nation of Nationalists?...

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Funny story: Man survives 20 year ordeal with Gorilla Family

Man survives 20 year ordeal with Gorilla Family

Word has reached us from overseas that researchers in the Ravioli Jungle in Canada, have discovered a tribe of gorillas with an unusual house guest - a man.

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Funny story: President Bush Adds Canada to the Axis of Evil

President Bush Adds Canada to the Axis of Evil

President Bush has added a new member to his Axis of Evil list - none other than the US's neighbor to the North, Canada. The President became aware that recent winter weather problems in the US were caused by masses of cold air coming in from,...

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Funny story: President Bush Suprised to Learn that Canada is Not Part of The United States

President Bush Suprised to Learn that Canada is Not Part of The United States

Montreal Quebec While giving what he believed to be a reelection speech, President Bush was surprised to learn that Canada is in fact not part...

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Funny story: Canada Picks New Leader, Nobody Cares

Canada Picks New Leader, Nobody Cares

TORONTO-Paul Martin, the new chosen leader of Canada's Liberal party is set to take the place of Canada's old Prime Minister Jean Chretien and the world has expressed it's strong opinion-nobody cares.

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