A spokesman for British Airways today confirmed that the recent atrocious weather was entirely to blame for yesterdays dramatic crash landing at Heathrow involving 136 passengers.
Shock news as today as The Spoof reveals that pan-galactic giant beings have visited our world overnight and taken a huge bite out of the sun.
An emergency Whitehouse announcement has been scheduled for 6pm on Sunday evening after an iceberg floating in the sea off Alaska started listing badly, putting millions of peoples' lives at risk...
Buddhist monks are everywhere at this time of year, and with the mild autumn weather we're having, bare feet and those lovely ochre tints are a carefree and attractive style that will keep you right at fashion's cutting edge long after the leaves have fallen.
In what comes as a further blow to the already tarnished image of the BBC and other British Television Channels, it has been demonstrated that newsreaders read the same story again and again.
Proof if proof were needed that global warming is taking hold of Britain in an icy death-like grip, as for the first time in living memory the weather over the bank holiday has been nice.
US and A (The Lantern Staff Writer) - An outbreak of severe hemorrhoids throughout the lower forty-eight states has blindsided National Weather Service forecasters, causing the President to declare a national state of emergency.
The Big Island, Hawaii (Reuterus) - After surviving a 5.3 magnitude slap-on-the-wrist earthquake earlier this week, Hawaii was quickly threatened by Hurricane Flossie (although she was eventually downgraded to a tropical storm).
Scientists have issued a warning to the population at large - not to believe everything that their weatherman or weather-lady tells them. They said that all of these warnings of impending snow and fog would only lead to panic.
The British hurricane season officially began when a tornado hit London. However that wasn't the start of the matter, it all began about six days earlier when a hurricane ripped through the heart of Leeds, destroying several canapés, and over six...
The flooding currently affecting many parts of the British Isles is the work of terrorists, a leading meteorological expert has told police.
The recent widespread flooding that has affected many parts of the UK, is down to heavy rain, it has been claimed by experts.
LONDON (Reuterus) - The Cloud Appreciation Society has released their annual financial records to very little fanfare.
The recent unseasonal bad weather across the UK has prompted weather experts to offer some astounding advice to the public as a way of dealing with the conditions.
There was heavy rain in the West Midlands area yesterday, and emergency services were on full alert today as more bad weather was expected.
The fourth Npower Test Match between England and the West Indies at Chester-le-Street has been abandoned due to lack of interest. Rain saved the sponsors' blushes as it came teeming down
After two uninterrupted weeks of rain and overcast skies, the Dallas Police Department has responded to dozens of reports of strange light above downtown's tallest buildings.
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