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Funny story: Fired American Idol Judge Ellen DeGeneres: If Money Gets Tight, I Can Always Sell My Portia

Fired American Idol Judge Ellen DeGeneres: If Money Gets Tight, I Can Always Sell My Portia

American Idol has shed another person from its dwindling list of male judges: Ellen Degeneres has been fired. Or, she resigned, if you are to believe her. "This didn't feel like the right fit for me," DeGeneres scrawled on an Idol bathroom wall in...

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Funny story: American Idol - Now Kara DioGuardi Gets The Chop - Cheryl Cole To Step Up?

American Idol - Now Kara DioGuardi Gets The Chop - Cheryl Cole To Step Up?

Hollywood - Huge shake up over at American Idol as it was announced that judge, Kara DioGuardi has been axed - this coming right on the back of the earlier announcement that Ellen DeGeneres was terminated also. Industry insiders are saying that th...

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Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres Has Been Fired As American Idol Judge

Ellen DeGeneres Has Been Fired As American Idol Judge

HOLLYWOOD - Well the American Idol - Ellen DeGeneres 'honeymoon' did not last long. AI producers Simon Shindlebocker and Simon Witleywine have said that they have fired judge Ellen DeGeneres. Shindlebocker said that sad to say the fit was not a pe...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Says That Mel "The Crazy Aussie" Gibson Is His Personal Choice To Replace Him on American Idol

Simon Cowell Says That Mel "The Crazy Aussie" Gibson Is His Personal Choice To Replace Him on American Idol

LONDON - Simon Cowell speaking from his London home Simple Simon Mansion, has stated that he feels that the perfect choice to replace him on the singing reality show American Idol is none other than Australian born Mel Gibson. Cowell said that in...

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Funny story: America's Got Talent: Maricar The Dominatrix Says Ryan Seacrest Is The Best Lover She Has Ever Had

America's Got Talent: Maricar The Dominatrix Says Ryan Seacrest Is The Best Lover She Has Ever Had

HOLLYWOOD - One of the most popular acts to ever appear on America's Got Talent is currently dating the host of American Idol, Ryan Seacrest. Maricar The sexy whip-cracking dominatrix has been seen in the company of Seacrest in coffee shops, tatto...

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Funny story: World Cup Referee Koman Coulibaly Replaces Simon Cowell on Idol

World Cup Referee Koman Coulibaly Replaces Simon Cowell on Idol

Koman Coulibaly, the referee who denied a game-winning goal for the United States in the World Cup game they played against Slovenia, has now been officially asked to fill the judge's seat Simon Cowell recently left empty on American Idol. "We wer...

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Funny story: Fans Want Jon and Kate Gosselin to Replace Simon Cowell on Idol

Fans Want Jon and Kate Gosselin to Replace Simon Cowell on Idol

American Idol asked the fans who they thought should replace Simon Cowell and they responded loud and clear, "We want Jon and Kate Gosselin to be the next big thing on American Idol." Most everyone agrees that it has never really been about the co...

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Funny story: Ryan Seacrest Says American Idol Is Dropping Its Age Eligibility To Six

Ryan Seacrest Says American Idol Is Dropping Its Age Eligibility To Six

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol Producer Simon Shindlebocker, has just announced that for the upcoming AI season number 10, the age eligibility has been lowered from 16 down to 6. When asked if the fact that AI viewership has dropped off considerably du...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Wins Lawsuit By Former American Idol Performe

Simon Cowell Wins Lawsuit By Former American Idol Performe

A trial judge has ruled in favor of former judge, Simon Cowell, on American Idol after a former performer launched a lawsuit some six months ago. Cowell told reporters that he was glad the 'thing' was over and that it was very silly to begin with.

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Funny story: American Idol's Crystal Bowersox Says Her Relationship With Lee DeWyze Is Heating Up Fast!

American Idol's Crystal Bowersox Says Her Relationship With Lee DeWyze Is Heating Up Fast!

FLAGSTAFF, Arizona - Crystal Bowersox was in Arizona with her baby visiting the Grand Canyon before it gets boarded up as per President Obama's Special Presidential Order. Bowersox, who came in second behind the winner Lee DeWyze, was asked how th...

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Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres Says She Wants Either Sandra Bullock or Scarlett Johansson To Replace Simon Cowell (Hmmm)

Ellen DeGeneres Says She Wants Either Sandra Bullock or Scarlett Johansson To Replace Simon Cowell (Hmmm)

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Ellen DeGeneres called up the producer of American Idol, Simon Shindlebocker and told him that she would like for him to replace Simon Cowell with either Sandra Bullock or Scarlett Johansson. Shindlebocker asked Ellen if she had...

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Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres Has Caused The American Idol Ratings To Go Down Says The Christian TV Committee

Ellen DeGeneres Has Caused The American Idol Ratings To Go Down Says The Christian TV Committee

DURANGO, Colorado - The Christian TV Committee which oversees hundreds of ratings and rankings on television shows has stated that the reason the musical reality show American Idol has gone down in the ratings is because of the presence of Ellen DeGe...

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Funny story: Idolatry: Simon sacked means show tanks, turns out viewers prefer washed-up singers and vicious crypto-gay bastards over Ellen DeGeneres on any day ending in 'y'

Idolatry: Simon sacked means show tanks, turns out viewers prefer washed-up singers and vicious crypto-gay bastards over Ellen DeGeneres on any day ending in 'y'

American Idol, American's answer to the War of 1812, is slated for the shute after this season as Simon hits the streets, jobless as the rest of us. This spells disaster for the show, according to Reality TV expert Ivga Fakeboobs of Idol Season 2 fam...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Says He Received A Very Flirty Text Message From American Idol's Siobhan Magnus

Justin Bieber Says He Received A Very Flirty Text Message From American Idol's Siobhan Magnus

SELMA, Alabama - Justin Bieber performed to a sell out crowd of 40,000 at Selma's Cotton Balls Coliseum. Afterwards he was asked how his concert tour of the Old South is going. The Canadian born Bieber remarked that it is going great and added tha...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Relieved Ian Bernardo Derailed Dane Cook Awful Tribute

Simon Cowell Relieved Ian Bernardo Derailed Dane Cook Awful Tribute

Los Angeles, CA - Simon Cowell has said publicly that he was thankful beyond words to Ian Bernardo, a past American Idol reject, for grabbing the microphone from in front of Comedian Dane Cook and shouting "this is my Kanye West moment." "Thank Go...

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Funny story: Gordon Ramsey May Replace Simon Cowell on Idol

Gordon Ramsey May Replace Simon Cowell on Idol

Los Angeles, CA - Word through the grapevine has it that Gordon Ramsey is on tap to compete for the coveted American Idol judge's seat left idle by Simon Cowell. Tiring of the cooking gigs he's been getting lately, Ramsay is said to be very intereste...

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Funny story: After His Appearance On The American Idol Finale, 70s Rocker Alice Cooper Has Signed To Be Justin Bieber's Opening Act

After His Appearance On The American Idol Finale, 70s Rocker Alice Cooper Has Signed To Be Justin Bieber's Opening Act

HOLLYWOOD - Ever since American Idol first came onto the reality TV show scene nine years ago, recording artists who have not been in the public eye in years and even decades have literally begged the AI producers to allow them to make an appearance.

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