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Funny story: Pentagon Releases Names of Guantanamo Inmates

Pentagon Releases Names of Guantanamo Inmates

The Pentagon, Washington DC -- Finally after several years of delays, the US military complied with the government's demands and submitted a list of the inmates being held at the military jail at Guantanamo in Cuba. Although the list was deliver...

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Funny story: Bush Promises Free Lunches For All

Bush Promises Free Lunches For All

Washington, D.C. -- Reversing a longstanding metaphor from economics, George W. Bush, on Friday, said that there actually is such a thing as a free lunch. Under his economic plan, nobody has to pay taxes, our nation doesn't have to export an...

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Funny story: Bush sells White House to Foreign Investors

Bush sells White House to Foreign Investors

Washington, DC - If they only knew… Jackie "O" would roll over her grave, Nancy Reagan would demand to have her dishes back, and the ghost in the Lincoln bedroom would pack her sheets and look for a better place to haunt. Why? Because the unthinkab...

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Funny story: President Bush to take over IROC

President Bush to take over IROC

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the weekend, administration security officials briefed President Bush about Iranian involvement in what the President thought was Iraq. As a result of the briefings, the President ordered the U.S. Ambassador to Iraq, Zalmay...

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Funny story: Bush Taps Bin Laden for FEMA Post

Bush Taps Bin Laden for FEMA Post

Washington, DC -- President Bush has appointed Osama Bin Laden to fill the vacant seat as the head of FEMA. To rebut recent charges of bungling and mismanagement in the wake of Hurricane Katrina, President Bush wanted a "take charge kinda guy&qu...

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Funny story: New Photo of Bush and Abramoff Released

New Photo of Bush and Abramoff Released

WASHINGTON Earlier this week The New York Times and Time magazine released the first photos showing George Bush at meetings with embattled l...

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Funny story: Experts analyzing Cheney tape for clues to future attacks

Experts analyzing Cheney tape for clues to future attacks

Washington, DC. American Bar Association hired experts were today busy analyzing Cheney tape aired on America's own version of al-Jazeera i.e. Fox News. ABA spokesman Mr Wayne King told reporters "analysts were scrutinizing the tape by Vice...

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Funny story: Bush Awards Presidential Medal of Freedom to James Frey

Bush Awards Presidential Medal of Freedom to James Frey

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President George W. Bush recently concluded a ceremony awarding the Presidential Medal of Freedom to James Frey.

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Funny story: Jack Abramoff Says He Dated George Bush "More Than a Dozen Times"

Jack Abramoff Says He Dated George Bush "More Than a Dozen Times"

WASHINGTON (AP)-Documents from indicted lobbyist Jack Abramoff released on Thursday revealed that he dated President George Bush "more than a dozen times," thereby disputing White House claims that Bush did not know the disgraced pointman of a w...

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Funny story: Vandals Paint White House Flamingo Pink

Vandals Paint White House Flamingo Pink

WASHINGTON (AP) - White House Security chief Chuck Easley along with 11 subordinates was fired this morning after the entire White House was re-painted last night by intruders without triggering a single alarm.

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Funny story: Judge Alito Resigns

Judge Alito Resigns

WASHINGTON - Citing "irreconcilable differences" Judge Samuel Alito today told reporters, "I've had it with this Supreme Court crap AND all 8 of those characters behind afore-mentioned crap."...

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Funny story: Cindy Sheehan Released, Re-Arrested

Cindy Sheehan Released, Re-Arrested

WASHINGTON - "Peace Mom" Cindy Sheehan, arrested Tuesday night for wearing an anti-war tee shirt has again been RE-ARRESTED for standing 4 blocks away from the White House and, according to Secret Service agents, "Staring to...

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Funny story: US Census Bureau: 3 out of 4 American's Make Up 75% of Population

US Census Bureau: 3 out of 4 American's Make Up 75% of Population

Washington, D.C.- According to the US Census Bureau, 3 out of every 4 Americans now make up 75% of the total US population.

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Funny story: Alan Greenspan Interred With Full Honors by Ben Bernanke

Alan Greenspan Interred With Full Honors by Ben Bernanke

WASHINGTON (AP)-Outgoing Chairman of the US Federal Reserve Alan Greenspan was interred with full honors in a special mausoleum on the grounds of the Federal Reserve here on Wednesday.

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Funny story: George Bush To Star in Sequel to ‘Brokeback Mountain'

George Bush To Star in Sequel to ‘Brokeback Mountain'

WASHINGTON (Reuters)--In a surprisingly public disclosure, President Bush has revealed that he will star in a sequel to the award-winning yet controversial movie ‘Brokeback Mountain,' which he also stated that he "thoroughly enjoyed."...

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Funny story: George Bush Wants War Against Iran "Just For the Heck Of It"

George Bush Wants War Against Iran "Just For the Heck Of It"

WASHINGTON (Reuters)-President George Bush has whimsically told a group of newspaper editors that he wants to wage war against Iran "just for the heck of it." Bush dressed informally in a wig and sweater to disguise his appearance at the busy news of...

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Funny story: George Bush Sneers At Plankton

George Bush Sneers At Plankton

WASHINGTON (AP)-President George Bush has sneered at plankton, the microscopic plants that form the basis of ocean life and which his policies promoting more fossil fuel use and global warming are destroying.

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