To a hushed crowd of street people gathered at the foot of the equestrian statue of George Washington, in Union Square, New York City, the Dixie Chicks announced their "Triumph of the Chicks Tour."...
BAGDAD -- During a recent trip to Tokyo, Vice President Dick Cheney spoke out against those in Congress advocating a withdrawal from Iraq. "I think if we were to do what they are suggesting, all we'll do is validate the al-Qaeda strategy,&...
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed cemented his position as Al-Qaida's most ambitious operational planner after confessing to a litany of unsolved crimes and admitting to planning and supporting thousands more.
Belfast- Today on the steps of the historic Stormont castle, seat of the Northern Ireland assembly, Gerry Adams leader of the IRA's political wing, Sinn Fein, declared from his beard to waiting reporters that he had an important communique from t...
The PENTAGON (Armed Forces Digest) - Al-Qaeda leaders in Iraq are poised to adopt the SURGE strategy in the likely event that the dubious Democratic majority in the U.S. Congress shoots down the measure, thus shooting down lame duck...
This was the dramatic moment when would-be assassin, Abu leeve N'luv, met his maker. The hapless suicide bomber was caught short on his way to bomb No. 10 and popped into a nearby port-a-loo to spend a penny.
Osama Bin Laden and other suspected al-Qaeda leaders are reportedly concerned about recent drop-offs in terrorist training camp recruits due to reports of hazing.
Tora Bora - Speaking from the corner office at the Tora Bora headquaters of the Al Kill-a-lota Corporation (A subsidiary of Disney), Head of Sales, Osama Bin Laid-a-lot announced the sale of the millionth franchisee of the Al Kil-a-lot brand.
In the bloodiest attack in weeks, a pair of suicide bombers blew up another pair of suicide bombers in what is being described as a bizarre twist in the ongoing war in Iraq.
HARRISBURG, Penn. -- Militants from Al-Qaeda, Hezbollah and Hamas advanced on Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, the Harrisburg Patriot-News reported today. A small contingent of the Pennsylvania National Guard and park rangers from the National Park Service...
Hard on the heels of their controversial "docudrama", which has almost universally been seen as inaccurately portraying the Clinton administration's response to acts of terrorism perpetrated by al Qaeda, Disney is attempting to redress...
Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld announced today the discovery of a new Al Qaeda video with a message believed to be from Osama Bin Laden. The clip--over ten minutes in length--originally surfaced on an obscure radical Islamist website. Judging...
Reuters (24/04/05) - Prosecutors in the trial of al-Qaeda conspirator Zacarias Moussaoui have urged the jury to condemn him to death by tickling.
Radical Muslim Cleric, Rasheed Al-Roudali, could find himself in front of an International Criminal Court over remarks he made concerning the authenticity of the September 11 Al-Qaeda terrorist attacks on the World Trade Centre towers in 2001.
White House spokesman Scott McClellan was asked at today's press briefing if he felt that 'Dubai Ports World's' recent takeover of several U.S. port operations was a matter of concern, considering the company is controlled by the ruli...
Al-Qaeda is dominating a niche business market - cassette tapes.
REUTERS (AP) - Bank of Baghdad announced that Al Qaeda has filed for Chapter 11 Islamic bankruptcy protection. Bin Laden has apparently "run out of funds" and, unable, as of yet to successfully launch a post 911 attack on the United States...
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