Hull City are expected to unveil the former Disney Pixar star Shrek as their new manager on Wednesday, the Spoof understands. The former star of Shrek, Shrek 2 and Shrek the Third had talks with Hull chairman Adam Pearson on Monday after Phil Brow...
In a veritable 'night of the stars' at Stamford Bridge, the eventual star of them all was ex-Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho, who guided his Inter Milan team to a 1-0 victory on the night, 3-1 on aggregate. Chasing a one doal defecit from the first...
The "Special One" returns to Chelsea this evening and has already told everybody he has nothing to prove, in fact, Chelsea must prove too him how great he really was or get stuffed by Inter Milan and they will prove how great Jose still is. Jose i...
A Japanese Surgeon is preparing to fly to Finland today to carry out the world's first achilles tendon transplant on David Beckham. It will revolutionise the world of football injuries and means that David Beckham will play for England. It invo...
David Beckham was interviewed at his bedside following his one hour operation yesterday. He was just finishing of his diary entry when this reporter started the interview. He was obviously in much pain and offered his diary entry as part of the i...
THIS IS ANFIELD: The 'Rafalution' is back on steam, with another proposed Rafa decision that will leave the mighty 'Kop' quizzing his mental state. This reporter has learnt that following the signing of other Liverpool 'favourites', most of whom had...
Following the devastating news that David Beckham has been ruled out of a possible 4th world cup appearance there appears to be yet another set back to England's world cup bid. Colin Short, part time spoof writer, has also ruled himself out of thi...
David Beckham, the former Manchester United and England star, who, at the moment, can't decide whether he is an LA Galaxy player or an AC Milan player, is set to miss this year's World Cup in South Africa because he is too old and not good enough, sa...
Rafa "The Gaffa" Benitez has recently been seen telling 4 of the Anfield domestic helps how to clean the boot room. Recently 'The gaffa' has had a hand in everything. 'He really is a hands on type of gaffa. I mean even on throw ins he just won't l...
The soccer world was stunned today after it was revealed that David Beckham has been ruled out of the World Cup due to a ruptured Achilles' when he slipped on a Banana Peel hurled on to the pitch in the closing moments of the AC Milan match. Polic...
Michael Owen has employed the same PR company as Wayne Bridge, Ashley Cole and John Terry in an attempt to get into the world cup squad. With the news that despite stepping down and having some girl he knew in the past sleeping with somebody he on...
Achiles was a great warrior in fact he was named the greatest warrior in Homers Iliad. Not Homer Simpson by the way this Homer, was the great Greek epic poet who wrote the Iliad and the Oddysey. Achiles was such a great warrior that it was believe...
PM Brown was sensationally relieved of his duties by the (Hull City) Labour Party (FC) on Monday morning following his outrageous outburst against the strike action of British Airways staff over the weekend. It has been suggested by sources close...
Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has confirmed this morning that he is "unlikely" to want to sign Hull City goalkeeper Boaz Myhill at any time in the forseeable future. The announcement came after Wenger's side overcame Hull's stubborn resistance in...
Who'd have thought Tevez would join the ranks of the Bad Boys of Football. Such a sweet innocent face he has. Maybe not the face of an angel, but certainly a face only a mother could love. Skinny blonde model tells all. Key word there being 'bl...
There were reports yesterday that administration stricken Portsmouth have enlisted the help of the skull faced Baron Samedi, a villain in the James Bond movie 'Live and let die', in their attempt to fight off relegation. A source close to the club...
It's official! Iranian President and despot Achmad Amadinnerbap has approached South Londoner's Millwall F.C in a possible buyout and takeover, for the massive price of two pie and mash. The shock announcement sent ripples of dismay around Ber...
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