In a huge set-back to Tony Blair's scheme to replace Britain's so-called overpriced rogue builders with Polish workers, The Spoof can reveal that Poles will no longer work for nothing, and stand in fields all...
The French government delivered what is widely regarded as a calculated snub to America today when Jaques Chiracs ruling party passed legislation through the senate enabling immigration officers to refuse entry to passengers disembarking from trans A...
President Bush today proposed yet another broad, sweeping unconstitutional anti-terror plan designed again not so much to catch Bin Laden but rather to quell the alarming flow of illegal "Banana-People" crossing our southern borders.
MEXICO CITY - The Mexican government said today it was rushing army and police units to its northern border to slow a stampede of desperate people and animals fleeing the United States.
SAN ANTONIO (The Surreal Press) - When John Hanks, San Antonia resident and carpenter, arrived at work early yesterday morning he found his job had been stolen during the night. According to security tapes an unknown man entered the residential cons...
Landing at Heathrow, special fast track through immigration, whiz bang, dirty looks from waiting travelers in immigration hall, probably there since last year; splendid British Rail to Scotland; trudging the moors hunting with a falcon on a glove, ca...
In a surprise move today, President Bush announced a new immigration policy that has stunned the world. Beginning immediately, administration officials say Hezbollah militants displaced by the recent Israeli attacks on the southern border of Lebanon...
Nancy Grace on last night's show told the governor of Texas, Rick Perry that he "lost his darned mind" after Perry acknowledged securing clearance from the Department of Immigration to acquire, train and deploy nearly a billion deadly...
In what is described as ground breaking legislation, the home Secretary Charles C Clarke has announced plans for a total rethink in immigration policy. Up until migrants and asylum seekers from outside the EU have had to fulfil various stringent crit...
The Berlin Wall. The "Security Fence" in the West Bank. The US-Mexico border. Illegal immigrants have always found ways around, under, and now over these barriers. Saturday, David Smith Sr, a.k.a. "The Human Cannonball" fired...
Immigration and security services swooped on to a Scottish beach yesterday and apprehended four Iranians who had strayed into UK waters.
US immigration officials have announced that from next month, visitors to the US will be sexually humiliated as a condition of entry into the country. The procedure will involve each visitor being stripped naked and chained to a radiator, whilst reta...
Top Scots historian Niall Ferguson has predicted that Islamic immigration will transform an aging Europe into Eurabia inside 50 years.
The US is ending a controversial programme that required tens of thousands of foreign visitors from certain cheese producing countries to register with the immigration service.
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