The same old burgers, fries, shakes and foreign and domestic policy will be sold this fall to gullible consumers in the Republican Presidential Franchises calling themselves, Johnny McBushit.
Chino, California - With the not so subtle application of a sledgehammer between brown eyes just before lights out, the memory of a free forklift ride to the killing room floor still lingering in the synapses, the newly rediscovered humane commute on...
McDonalds, the fast food machine, has reacted angrily to criticism of its plan to offer qualifications to members of staff, saying that any qualifications awarded will only be valid in other participating branches of its outlets. Critics launched...
South Beach, Florida - Jean Merola, 75-year-old grandmother of eight, sat in her car at a McDonald's drive-thru waiting for her order of coffee and fries but not quite pulling forward to the pick up window because the cashier told her to wait, it...
Hoping to compete with Wendy's, McDonald's and Taco Bell for the late-night customer, Hooters Restaurants will attach drive-through windows to their facilities so diners can get a quick meal and one more peek at over-exposed waitresses on the...
IRVINE, CAL (FMLiveWire) - Taco Bell is now offering a new line of insect tacos and burritos according to Vice President of Sales Bernard Beetlebrain.
Fast food chain Kentucky Fried Chicken has introduced its Freedom Fliers Baskets in preparation for the upcoming 2008 Presidential Election.
Pahokee, Florida (IP) - Scientific tests conducted at Pahokee International University (PIU) indicate that McDonacDonalds (MacD's) hamburgers taste a lot better when they are wrapped in Burger Queen's wrappers.
Archaeologists in Turkey have unearthed what they call "an important theo-culinary artefact" during excavations near an ancient temple in the north of the country. The ancient manuscript, entitled 'The Book of Donor", appears to detail the unlikel...
Fish-flogging fast food chain, Harry Ramsden, is hoping to boost its fortunes with a new gourmet range and believes that it will have the squids ringing through its tills.
There are many of us, myself included, who make the dire mistake of choosing to work in the fast food industry. It can be for many reasons, such as location, job availability, or peers, but don't fool yourself. This is why you should never work in fast food.
Monday was a day of mass chaos throughout the US amidst a massive fast-food worker walk-out organized by a YouTube contributor.
Yesterday, the Government revealed plans to boost the nations' economy by opening a burger bar.
A Texas woman who sold her 15 year old daughter for $3000 has decided to open a franchise. Instead of using just one fast food outlet for the business, however, she is adopting five. "In these days of multi-branding, you see lot's of KFCs with...
Christian-owned fast food phenomenon, In and Out Burgers, the fresh meat and real potatoes drive-thru restaurant has been sweeping the west and lately the southwest of the United States. A recent In and Out Opening in Tucson has has round the clock l...
In an America that has declared war on childhood obesity, media experts have found that two out of five ads on child-targeted programming sells junk foods.
Everything is getting quicker these days, fast food, instant messaging, speed dating, the list goes on.
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