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Funny story: Study: Bullies not reported soon enough

Study: Bullies not reported soon enough

Concerned parents around the world are increasingly worried about the sheer number of bullies harassing their children. "It's becoming an epidemic here and in other schools everywhere," said a Canadian education official.

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Funny story: Men Applying to Women's Colleges in Record Numbers

Men Applying to Women's Colleges in Record Numbers

Male rising high school seniors are applying to women's colleges in numbers not seen since shortly after World War 2 when some men were allowed to attend historically women's colleges on the GI bill due to a shortage of college spaces for men...

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Funny story: A few home truths

A few home truths

Since I started writing for "The Spoof" I have had many emails asking me about my background, education and so on. Therefore I thought I would pen a few lines of bio here to placate my fan club.

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Funny story: Money spinner

Money spinner

21 June 2007 Alan Johnson Secretary of State for Education and Skills Department for Education and Skills Sanctuary Buildin...

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Funny story: Experimental preschool creating near geniuses

Experimental preschool creating near geniuses

The experimental preschool Head First uses the latest research in neurobiology, cognitive science, and learning theory to accelerate the development of children in its care.

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Funny story: Princess Poole's Page: Art Misunderstood

Princess Poole's Page: Art Misunderstood

It's time to set the record straight, today's artists are not crazy, they are simply misunderstood. The public just cannot be expected to understand today's art without years of art education, drugs, hanging out with weirdos and intense therapy.

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Funny story: Ivy League Expands to Ten Schools: Admits Morgan State and Grambling State.

Ivy League Expands to Ten Schools: Admits Morgan State and Grambling State.

In a press release distributed earlier today by his Office, Jeff Orleans, Commissioner of the Ivy League, officially announced that the Ivy League would expand to ten teams by admitting Morgan State and Grambling State University.

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Funny story: Black Americans Smarter Then White Americans New Study Claims.

Black Americans Smarter Then White Americans New Study Claims.

An article to be published today in the prestigious journal NATURE is sure to engender controversy with its claim that Black Americans are smarter that White Americans.

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Funny story: 2012 London Olympics Rethink Ordered

2012 London Olympics Rethink Ordered

The spiralling cost of the 2012 London Olympics has forced the British Olympic Committee (BOC) to rethink its plans with regard to the staging of certain events. The decision by the International Olympic Committee (IOC) to award the Games to Londo...

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Funny story: Newly Released Prisoners Bear Hep C Instead of Job Skills!

Newly Released Prisoners Bear Hep C Instead of Job Skills!

Since US prisons have abandoned education and job training programs for the 2.2 million plus inmates in the corrections system, when an inmate is released chances are Hep C is all he will bring back to his community.

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Funny story: Genius of the Music Video Hailed

Genius of the Music Video Hailed

Tommy Motolla who reportedly has gotten laid every day for the past 35 years is singing the praises of the Music Video.

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Funny story: Hogwarts school placed under 'special measures'

Hogwarts school placed under 'special measures'

Education watchdog, Ofsted, today identified Hogwarts school as having 'serious difficulties' and said that it would be placed under 'special measures'.

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Funny story: Photos of Britney Getting Out of Limo Used To Help Foreign Students Learn To Sell Themselves; Be More Aggressive

Photos of Britney Getting Out of Limo Used To Help Foreign Students Learn To Sell Themselves; Be More Aggressive

It was reported today that foreign students enrolled in U-Cal Berkeley's cultural training course, America 101, received some eye-opening advice from Wall Street "Head Hunter" firm, Heads 'R Us. Head's 'R Us agent, Gillette...

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Funny story: Forget SAT, ACT, New Hot # is BMI

Forget SAT, ACT, New Hot # is BMI

Schools across America are adopting a new practice to fight childhood obesity. Forget the days of schoolyard bullying and taunting, now your fatass son or immense daughter can be humiliated by a letter from the Principal's office.

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Funny story: US Triangle to have 4 sides?

US Triangle to have 4 sides?

A leading US Education spokesperson has sparked controversy after insisting his former school in Texas should be allowed to teach an alternative theory to standard trigonometry. In a speech to be delivered to congress early next week, Governor Randul...

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Funny story: Radical Cure Gets Headmaster's "Volt"

Radical Cure Gets Headmaster's "Volt"

Headmaster, Ellis Dee, has come up with a novel idea of how to deal with the disruption in classes caused by kids in his school diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder (ABC).

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Funny story: Top People's School Appoints Radical Cleric As New Chaplain

Top People's School Appoints Radical Cleric As New Chaplain

Top People's Public School, Eton College, has appointed a new Chaplain after the long-time holder of the position the Rt. Rev. Cuthbert Digby-Travers has retired.

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