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Funny story: Twitter Birds Chased by a Fox, Tweets Delayed

Twitter Birds Chased by a Fox, Tweets Delayed

Users of Twitter, the social networking service, were disappointed to see a service delay recently. Many panicked. They needed to send and receive their messages (tweets)! Up to this point, the true cause of the problem remained a mystery. Bu...

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Funny story: Final Tweets from Slain Al Qaeda Leader Mustafa Abu Yazid.

Final Tweets from Slain Al Qaeda Leader Mustafa Abu Yazid.

Al Qaeda says dead leader Mustafa Abu Yazid, its No. 3 man and commander of its operations, who was killed with his wife, and three of his daughters, was a religious (!) user of Twitter.com, and Tweeted up until his final seconds. Yazid, an Egyptian national, is believed to be the first Al Qaeda member to use Social Networking. The Pentagon has released translated Tweets from the dead terro...

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Funny story: "No More Midnight Tweets In The Bath", Minister Warned

"No More Midnight Tweets In The Bath", Minister Warned

Lynne Featherlite, Minister for Bubbleblowing in the LibDem Con Coalition, has received a 'severe dressing-down' from officials after posting a number of bizarre blogs and tweets revealing government policies, her opinions about ministerial colleague...

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Funny story: Area Man Asks Nation to "Follow My Bowel Movements on Twitter"

Area Man Asks Nation to "Follow My Bowel Movements on Twitter"

Arlington, VA - Justin Crane wants you to get up to the minute information about his most recent bowel movements by following his twitter account. "I have a high fiber diet which I make no apologies and I'm so proud of my movements, I want the wor...

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Funny story: Girls Aloud's Nadine Coyle's Twitter Account Hacked

Girls Aloud's Nadine Coyle's Twitter Account Hacked

Fans of Nadine Coyle, the Girls Aloud singer, were left confused and upset this week when a hacker posted on her Twitter account that the singer had lost 44lbs in weight by using a new dieting regime. The hacker, writing as Nadine, said that she w...

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Funny story: Tweeting Divorce Plans Now Subject to Pre-nup Rules

Tweeting Divorce Plans Now Subject to Pre-nup Rules

At its conference in Iceland yesterday, the Get Me Outta Here Association (GMOHA), an international group of divorce attorneys, announced that its membership had added a new recommendation about what should be included in pre-nups: proper etiquette...

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Funny story: Subo Tweeters up in arms

Subo Tweeters up in arms

This writer does not tweet but it has been brought to my attention by another Spoof Writer that some Subo Tweeters are up in arms about what is being spoofed about Susan in the pages of The Spoof. I too am a Subo fan, but I also have a life. The good news is, they must be visiting the pages of The Spoof in order to find out what is being spoofed. They won't ALL be here. They send out a...

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Funny story: William says Stuart MacLennan-Twitter scandal are reasons why Labour will lose

William says Stuart MacLennan-Twitter scandal are reasons why Labour will lose

According to William Murray - a 101-year old bagpiper from the guid old Scottish Highlands, micro-blogger Stuart MacLennan has hammered another nail in the Labour Party's coffin. "Nae gonna win" harrumphed the old codger - a fighter for Scottish i...

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Funny story: Edinburgh IT consultant and colleagues unable to work because of the Susan Boyle fans antics

Edinburgh IT consultant and colleagues unable to work because of the Susan Boyle fans antics

An Edinburgh man is recovering his composure after an episode of pure farce. A great fan of thespoof and Twitter he was amazed to find Tweets this morning about spoofs his mother had written. "I didn't realise what I was doing when I taught mum...

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Funny story: Shakespeare in New York Takes a Turn towards Technology

Shakespeare in New York Takes a Turn towards Technology

Planning a joint venture with New York's Lincoln Center, London's Royal Shakespeare Company has announced a three month series of performances, where the famous bard's words will be delivered via text messages instead of voice. The actors will s...

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Funny story: Sun Microsystems CEO Tweets Resignation, Starts Trend

Sun Microsystems CEO Tweets Resignation, Starts Trend

When the CEO of Sun used Twitter to announce (actually he did it through poetry!) his resignation, it started an important trend for human resource departments all over the world. Out are long, detailed memos to and from human resources. In are twee...

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Funny story: Stephen Fry Recovering In LA LA Land After Twitter Mauling

Stephen Fry Recovering In LA LA Land After Twitter Mauling

Renowned British actor, humorist, TV personality, and gay man's gay man, who once portrayed legendary Irish wit Oscar Wilde, and who almost single handedly made Twitter popular with his humorous meanderings on many blogs was today recovering in Los A...

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Funny story: Does Being Gay Make You Twitter?

Does Being Gay Make You Twitter?

The phenomenon known as twittering may be linked to homosexuality, scientists have suggested. Studies carried out at the Wellingborough Institute of Sexuality has linked twittering to middle aged camp comedians who cannot avoid being in the news.

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Funny story: Twatter: New Social Networking sensation

Twatter: New Social Networking sensation

It's known as "Twatter" the latest internet sensation. Unashmedly based on the old hat "Twitter", the site boasts a membership of 20 billion already, and growing at half a million a day. As founders Daniel Althat and Sean Bag o'Chips explained, "W...

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Funny story: Twitter Sues Cell Phone Company Promoting "Twatter"

Twitter Sues Cell Phone Company Promoting "Twatter"

Twitter, one of the fastest growing communication methods on the planet, has filed a class action suit in Federal Court against manufacturers of a new system called "Twatter." An attorney for the group said "This is obvious trademark infringement.

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Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres, Melissa Etheridge, and Rosie O'Donnell Buy Twitter

Ellen DeGeneres, Melissa Etheridge, and Rosie O'Donnell Buy Twitter

HOLLYWOOD - In a move that has sent shock waves throughout the electronic world Ellen DeGeneres, Melissa Etheridge, and Rosie O'Donnell have announced that they have just purchased Twitter. The three women through their company Tri-Guys Unlimited...

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Funny story: Twitter, Facebook Crashes Boost Self-Esteem Groups

Twitter, Facebook Crashes Boost Self-Esteem Groups

The self-esteem movement got a big break recently when people could no longer twitter personal trivia to other twitterers, and Facebook subscribers could not access their accounts to see how many "friends" they had accumulated. "The loss of thes...

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