The Indian government has issued a death warrant for Richard Gere, the aging American actor who showed disrespect to their culture last week.
An Indian court has issued an arrest warrant for Hollywood actor Richard Gere after he kissed Bollywood star Shilpa Shetty at an anti aids demo.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Today, George W. Bush said that he would go to India to have peace talks with the Dalai Lama.
Truckers' Stop, Ludhiana-Mumbai Highway, Apr 23 - When she was literally swept off her feet by the ever-graying Richard Gere at a rally against AIDS, 'Big Brother' show winner and semi-successful Bollywood actress Shilpa Shetty today retu...
(Mumbai) Former Hollywood heart-throb Richard Gere has landed himself in hot water after being accused of "insulting Indian culture".
Mumbai - (Bleedin' Obvious Press): India's women civil servants are threatening an all out strike after being asked to reveal their menstrual sex secrets in official surveys run by the Ministry of Chastity.
A new Bollywood film which depicts scenes of domestic ultraviolence and domestic abuse, has inspired a change in Indian law regarding marital disputes and their resolution.
*crackle* *hiss* *beep* "Good afternoon. This is your captain speaking. Welcome aboard flight A-616.
A farmer in Chandipur, a coastal village 150 miles southwest of Calcutta, has succeeded in cross breeding his cow with a Bengal tiger, and is now dismayed that the offspring of the union is eating his chickens.
Jade Goody, the racist imbecile, has travelled to India in an attempt to revive her career.
MUMBLE:Jade Goody arrived here in India last night to a tumultuous welcome from a 500,000 crowd at Kapil Dev International airport. One man rushed forward with a spear, but was restrained by security guards who told him that, only if...
Westport, OH: To the shock of the Westport Middle school, 15 year old Richard Moir has outsourced nearly 50% of his bully activities to Srinath Venkatasendhilaramanipillai, an exchange student from Coimbatore, India. Although he was at first reluctan...
Shilpa Shetty's new perfume will hit the stores within three weeks. The first billion pounds will be donated to a major Anti-Racism charity, campaigning to restore the pride of every child of Indian origin that has been bullied in Britain. The An...
Gujarati farmers experienced an all-time low last month when the goats they rear stopped grazing.
This is the story of an Indian tiger called Bal born in some place in Maharashtra, in India. He lived with humans in a posh area with the posh human beings ( who claim to be human!) The tiger, that is Bal was accepted by the decent folk of India, till he did fruitful work, like looked after the general needs of the crowd and safe guarded their interests. Whate...
In a show of solidarity with Bollywood actress, Shilpa Shetty, Mayor of London, Ken Livingstone, has demanded that all Asian restaurants 'clean up' the wording of their menus.
In a triple whammy Celebrity Big Brother celebration, Shilpa Shetty was last night crowned BB winner, installed as Indian Prime Minister and awarded the title of Miss World 2007-2017.
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