In sensational news, the 2010 football World Cup could be staged in England, after building problems in South Africa have put the tournament plans in serious jeopardy. FIFA president...
The wife of Prince Charles, Camilla Barker-Powles, appears semi-naked in the new Royal Family photograph by Sergei Pavlenko, which can be seen at the Royal Society of Portrait Painters exhibition from today.
After witnessing his side's defeat at the hands of Liverpool, Arsenal's Thierry Henry had an amazing statement for the press; "Peter Crouch is the greatest striker I've ever seen."...
Arsenal manager and Frenchman, Arsene Wenger, slammed the linesman in last weekend's Carling Cup Final exit, comparing him to "Pontius Pilate", the man who betrayed Christ. Wenger spoke of "the betraya...
John Terry, the player at the centre of the 'kicked unconscious' allegations in the Carling Cup Final at the weekend, is in trouble with the Football Association and with the alleged 'attacker', Abou Diaby
In an exclusive interview with The Spoof, this morning at Arsenal's new state of the art Shenley training ground, Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger talked passionately about his vision for the the club and of his love of young boys.
Twenty-first Century gender balance may have reached a new dimension as the Guardian Sport segment reported that: "Arsenal's Armand Traore' was carried off the field on a stretcher with a "serious case of cramps". Replacement G...
Football is so full of drama these days,on and off the field. The news, spoof or not, has been filled with the ups and downs of Chelsea and Mourinho. Now a new name has entered the mix as Arsenal has achieved a date with Chelsea. The circumstances of...
Sebastian Coe was one of my childhood heroes. The middle distance runner, who, along with the two Steve's Ovett and Cram, formed a mighty triumvirate that dominated middle distance running throughout the 1980s, and lo, into the 90s. Sebastian Coe, it is said, trained so hard that his heart grew to twice the size of most mortals. This massive heart was only one of the weapons in his arsenal...
PYONGYANG (AP) North Korean news agencies report that a missile was launched early this morning. Pyongyang officials boasted that the new missile was capable of reaching anywhere on earth while carrying the latest nuclear warhead in their arsenal. Th...
Osama bin Laden brushed a bat off his knee and straightened his robe. The cave was growing dark as he poured the tea. It was small but neat with pictures of Arsenal on the wall. "But for Benditlike it could all have been so different". he s...
The Manchester United striker was missing from the United side as they defeated Arsenal at Villa park on Saturday, but his absence wasn't due to his knee injury as many thought. No, it became clear that Ruud was actually running in the Grand...
Arsenal footballer Martin Keown has landed a cameo role in the new Planet of the Apes film, set for release late next year.
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