Ireland- The Irish government have called time on reckless pedestrians. Following the recent spate of Dublin shoppers bumping into one another, Transport Minister, Martin Cullen, has announced that new speed limits -some as low as 5kph (3mph)...
Garden of Eden, Ireland - Anthropologist, Dr. Devin O'Hara of the Smithsonian Institute has uncovered viable evidence that supports the long held belief, that Ireland is truly "God's Country" and the birthplace of all that is good and human.
Droll office clerk, Seamus Redmond, currently one of roughly 1000 employees working in the Dell Computers Operations Centre in Bray, Ireland today admitted that, in order to fit in socially with his work colleagues, he is forced to reduce his typical...
Speaking at a press conference this afternoon, Wigan boss, Paul Jewell revealed his motivation for signing Republic of Ireland international, David Connolly. "Well it was getting really close to the closing of the transfer window and we still hadn't...
Ireland - The presenter of the popular Irish national radio show 'Gardener's Gripes', a show that helps solve listener's gardening problems, Colm Hargreaves, was today acrimoniously sacked by executives of RTE Radio (Ireland...
Ireland - Dundalk farmer, Clive Mancini has failed to teach his donkey how to play the piano - not even chopsticks. The pitifully talentless donkey in question is Asses, a 7 year old mare.
Ireland -Three days ago, recently widowed housewife, Eileen O' Hara from Portlaoise, Ireland wrote a short poem amid a fit of woebegone tears. The poem, entitled "The Long Short Goodbye" remembers her late husband Peter O&...
Morninghead, Ireland - Citizens of Morninghead, Ireland, got the shock of their lives Saturday evening when patrons of Murphy's Pub, came screaming out into the streets that the "snakes were back." Several of the regulars at the pub, were reported t...
DUBLIN, Ireland - After 1,600 snake-deprived years, Ireland is preparing for a reunion with its long-lost slithering friends. This spring, some 20,000 adders, asps and vipers will be resettled in the emerald-green fields across the small island nati...
GNOME, Ireland - Astronauts at the Experimental Space Center Institute in Gnome, Ireland, have announced the launch date for their first manned independent space shuttle "Limerick."...
Soremount Castle, Northern Ireland, Monday 17 January - (Rioters) In a seminal landmark announcement, the Provisional IRA has finally agreed a multi-million ££££ deal to publish its controversial arms decommissioning photographs in Halo! magazin...
The IRA have said there is absolutely no chance whatsoever of any of its members posing for portraits for Ian Paisley, despite the fact that doing so could restore devolution to Northern Ireland.
( First for a little insight into the great man) The great man we know as "Krusty" comes from a quiet town in ireland where for many years he grew potatoes on his fathers plot of land.
Dublin, Ireland. The Irish Government announced yesterday that they wish to rid Ireland of it's largest and most troublesome county, Cork.
By Liam Logsdon, Dublin Irish National Press...
Morninghead, Ireland - The Church of the Immediate Misdirection has adopted a new and highly successful change in their communion ritual, that has, in the words of Father Riley, "brought even heathens to the flock." He went on to say that he was pra...
MORNINGHEAD, IRELAND - Loyal patrons of Murphy's Pub in Morninghead, Ireland, have nominated "Mr. Potatohead as the next "Saint" of Ireland.
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