A nude Bill Clinton has shown up as Mr. November, whick seems fitting, in a new calendar that was for sale for about an hour this morning in several cities before it was yanked off the shelf. When asked this morning, when the first reports began...
Boston - (RIP Mess): It's been over for nearly 30 years. But as they meet again across a crowded Our Lady of Perpetrator Help Basilica funeral aisle today Joan Kennedy and Bill Clinton will know their torrid five year fling eventually led to the dow...
(Washington-DC) It's difficult to say who was more surprised when the Vatican announced that it would begin the process of sainthood for William Jefferson Clinton, forty-second President of the United States: Bill Clinton, Secretary of State Hillary...
London - (Pink Panther Mess): A Bournemouth cat-burglar and close associate of Clinton-era First Feline Socks has been arrested and charged in the £40 million Mayfair gems heist. Clinton Mogg, (no kidding!) 42, is in the dock along with Craig Cald...
Hilary Clinton, whilst visiting African states lost her cool and gave a massive "Blow away Job" to students at a press conference after they insultingly asked Hilary what does Bill think about "Blow Jobs"! Hilary counter-attacked the students and...
By freeing two American journalists from the clutches of Kim Jong-il, former U.S. president Bill Clinton has transformed his image, and perhaps has permanently altered his reputation. For days, the mainstream media has been hammering the former president for answers on how he negotiated the release of two American journalists from the rouge nation of North Korea. This TheSpoof.com writer,...
The former President Bill Clinton has arrived back in America today after seeking the release of two USA journalists who were held by North Korean authorities and charged with spying on the reclusive nation. When asked by waiting journalists what...
Former President Bill Clinton bravely entered the country of North Korea and emerged victoriously with two beautiful American journalists, one on each arm. However, both journalists were married and neither had any romantic inclinations toward the f...
PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Il, president of North Korea met with former President Bill Clinton and he has agreed to pardon the two American journalists who had been sentenced to 12 years in a North Korean prison. Kim Jong Il said that Hilla...
Former President William Jefferson Clinton, AKA the Sperm Whale, tickled Kim Jong Il "in just the right places," resulting in the pardoning of two US journalists held in North Korea. "Ya know what ole Freud said, 'Sometimes a cigar is just a phallus...
NORTH KOREA - Former U.S. President Bill Clinton joined two American journalists already imprisoned in North Korea after he received oral sex from someone believed to be Dear Leader Kim Jong-il's 24-year-old niece, according to sources operating outs...
Chemists called to the White House to test the composition of sludge in Michelle Obama's organic garden have discovered that it is human feces dating to the Clinton Administration. The First Lady was attempting to grow a true, organic garden and was...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Secretary of State Hillary Clinton fell and fractured her right elbow while playing tennis with Queen Elizabeth of England at a local YMCA. With Clinton trailing the queen she lunged to get a line shot and twisted her elbalistic...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Ever since Sherri Goforth sent an e-mail depicting President Barack Obama as a pair of eyes on a black background, most Americans presumed Rush Limbaugh would be quick to jump on the bandwagon, condemning the document as racist.
PORT-AU-PRINCE - "I did inhale, this time," joked Former U.S. President Bill Clinton afterward, grinning at Wyclef Jean, his intermittent travel companion to the Caribbean island country. "Aww, heck," he drawled, "maybe the other times, too!" Cli...
In a startling turn of events Sunday, former President Bill Clinton was seen, in full view of the public, the press and several foreign dignitaries, to kiss his wife lightly on the cheek! Oh, the horror! As most will know, President Clinton was im...
TV presenter Claire Sweeney has revealed she was chatted up by Bill Clinton at a fancy dress party. He may have made his move on other women there, also. The former Brookside star was at a bash in Russia, hosted by Cliff Richard, when Clinton, wh...
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