Silicon Valley, California - Steve Jobs unveiled the latest Apple iNnovation today: iLHC pocketsize personal particle accelerators for mad CERN physicists on the go, all in celebratory observance of the Big Bang experiment that has not yet ended exis...
The charismatic leader of Apple Corporation, Steve Jobs, admitted today that all units of the iPhone 3G sold worldwide are being recalled immediately. "There have been several instances with the unit where it thermally destabilized, outwardly proj...
Microsoft have disputed claims that Windows 7, the proposed follow up to Vista, is anything like the Macintosh system launched in 1991. 'For starters it won't run on a Mac (unless it's one of those dual boot things)' said CEO Steve Ballmer ' We ar...
In an effort to increase sales among its female customers, Apple Inc. has introduced the new Apple iPhone Classic Touch Vibrator (CTV). In addition to all the usual iPhone features, the CTV also comes in 3 vibrating speeds for female enjoyment. Pr...
Fort Campbell, KY - Today the U.S Army unveiled its newest Helicopter, the UH-60M. The "Mike model," as its affectionately known among those who fly it, will replace its aging Fleet of UH-60A/L model Aircraft Which first entered service in...
Must-have numpties throughout the UK, queuing for the newly-released Apple i-Phone, received a shock today when many of them, having spent days waiting in the pouring rain, found they couldn't have one due to credit processing problems.
CUPERTINO, CA - The iPhone 2.0. The new crown-jewel of Apple Inc. promises to be much improved over its wildly popular original incarnation. And while its speed, and sleek design may be causing nerds and tech-dorks to sport, its the new iP...
Apple Inc. CEO Steve Jobs announced today the latest additions to Apple's line of industry-leading entertainment technology.
An Apple spokesman denied today that there were any problems with an iPhone virus. Reports of such a virus have been circulating among blogs and in technology magazines, but so far there has been no definitive evidence.
Silicon Valley, California - Apple presents: The Tata Nano iPod people's virtual car. Like iTunes, you will be able to download it directly from the Internet into your iPod. It comes with THX surround sound, giving the user the full sensation of...
NEW YORK (FMLiveWire) - Bill Gates has personally opened his first Microsoft retail store, in Manhattan to compete with the brilliantly successful stores selling Apple computer products.
In the fast moving world of modern technology, Apple have a announced a replacement for the iPhone which was introduced to the UK market 2 weeks ago, Microsoft have introduced version 675 of yesterday's Office ve...
Cupertino, California - Following in the footsteps of the popular iPod and iPhone, Apple Inc. has announced an even more sensational marketing campaign this holiday season: the "iRod".
Apple is coming out with yet another variation of its iPod line. Reminiscent of the infamous and highly successful U2 iPod of a few years ago, the new Ron Paul model should appeal to the candidate...
Lawsuits are abound over Apple Inc.'s use restrictions and recent software update for the iPhone. The multiple suits claim Apple and its carrier partner, AT&T Inc., are engaged in illegal monopolistic behavior. Apple spokesman Jonathan Braeburn r...
Due to its inability to sell computers Apple has announced its first foray into the small kitchen appliance market with its new Ice Cream maker the I-sCream. Apple spokesman Jonathan Braeburn praised the new product by stating "not only can it d...
During a celebrity showing of Gary Hustwit's film "Helvetica" the famous font was kidnapped by an previously unknow group of Apple Mac fanatics.
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