Washington, DC--Surgeon General Richard H. Carmona today announced that the US Post Office will serve as the primary scientific site for a study of hypertension in adult Americans.
Tired of the controversy surrounding the use of Native Americans as their mascot, major stockholders in the company that owns the Braves have voted to change the mascot to a dung beetle.
In the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, shock and sadness turned to disbelief and shame as Americans realized that Michael Brown and other FEMA officials waited over four days before beginning to deliver any kind of relief to the citizens of New Orlea...
WASHINGTON (AP)-- On Saturday, President George Bush pleaded with Americans to be patient with the U.S. military mission in Iraq.
WORLD PRESS-Latest local, national and worldwide poll figures indicate a disturbing trend that has network news and newspapers pointing fingers at each other. The reason: NOBODY KNOWS and NOBODY CARES!!...
WASHINGTON - No Americans now think President George Bush or any member of the Republican Party are honest according to recent public opinion polls.
Unbelievably and exceptionally the Queen has granted a non British national to wear and ride his own family set of the Royal coat of arms leather armor. Following the last tea party between the old British and the new Americans when the original Bush...
MENLO PARK, CA-Americans have been turned into fearful, raving paranoids by the release of Steven Spielberg's remake of the movie ‘War of the Worlds' starring Tom Cruise on June 29, observed Dr. Felix Minderbinder, a Psychiatrist with the Stanford Re...
Well, it's summertime and and once again Washington watchers are gearing up for that age old pastime: that's right folks...it's Impeachment Season. The warm and balmy months in our nations capitol are traditionally a time for frolicking poolside and attempting to bring down our nations leaders. It will be remembered by the half dozen Americans who actually pay attention to what...
PARIS -- France's population is growing much faster than expected and could reach 75 million by mid-century, in an ongoing attempt to irritate all Americans.
Saudi Arabia, the world's leading Sunscreen oil exporter and producer has announced a $50 billion plan to massively expand its Sunscreen oil production in what U.S. officials described as a ‘very ambitious' attempt to stem the boiling oil prices...
Delbert Freeley cannot help but laugh when he hears economists struggling to explain the complex forces that determine US gas prices. Mr. Freeley says the process that drives what Americans pay at the pump isn't really all that complicated. He shou...
Law enforcement officials around the nation have been deluged with reports of hour theft from irate citizens. Authorities believe millions of Americans were robbed of an hour shortly after midnight on April 3. In what appears to be a meticulously pla...
CALIFORNIA - Actor and convicted sex offender Jeffrey Jones has announced that he will testify for the defense in the Michael Jackson alleged child molestation trial in hopes that jurors and Americans will finally understand "there's nothing w...
Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice announced today that European citizens would once again be sleeping with Americans. Just back from a tour of Europe, Rice said she had "personal assurances" from European leaders that the unofficial sex ban on Amer...
Washington, DC--Building upon his belief that Americans need to assume more responsibility for all aspects of their health, financial security, and overall well-being, as well as reminiscing with nostalgia about his youthful comment that poor people...
Joining John Kerry as a victim of President Bush's seemingly unstoppable juggernaut, the world most wanted terrorist Osama bin Laden has conceded defeat in the terror war and declared that Americans ‘had spoken' over who between him and Bush, was th...
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