Having examined his "inner self" and finding nothing, it begs the question; is Barack Obama real or merely a meaningless dot in the shifting sands of nihilistic solipsism? Understandably, most of us have not examined ourselves in this way because...
For decades white men have been awaiting the evolving of the black man. Usually stereotyped into such roles as the step-and-fetch-it submissive post-civil war Negro, or the violent, drug dealing Super Fly, the jive talking ever-hip huckster, the daughter raping threat to the community, the black power fisting Black Panther, or the gang banging, good for nothing ghetto dweller there were for decade...
President Obama explicitly committed not to use nuclear weapons against nations who inexplicitly use biological or chemical weapons to obliterate the United States, as long as these nations are in compliance with the Nuclear Nonproliferation Treaty.
In a move applauded by all social reformers President Barrack Obama announced his plan to pay for the massive health care reforms as well as address the moral decay of the country. Beginning 1-1-2011 all news, internet, and television programming...
Fledgling ams manufacturers in Kenya, Zimbabwe, Nigeria and South Africa see a 'Huge Stimulus" coming as Obama pledges to revamp the American Military with less deadly but more cost efficient tools in a new PR campaign called "Get High On America...
Washington baseball fans jeered President Barack Obama for "throwing like a girlie man" while blooping the ceremonial first pitch over the catcher's head in today's opener against the Phillies. Although Obama takes pride in being an all-around ath...
President Obama denied allegations that Hillary Clinton has been decapitated by Al Queda while on a peacekeeping mission to Kielbasastan. "Mr. Clinton (yes we meant to say that) is a vital aspect of my regime and I can guarantee to the American p...
Washington - President Obama made a impromptu speech on the White House lawn yesterday speaking out against anti-skepticism which he believes is growing threat to the news worldwide. "I believe one day we can live in a world where the news does not have to live in fear for its' safety. There needs to be a safe home for the news where it is not threatened by the evil forces of anti-skepticism."...
A breaking scandal has impacted Michelle Obama's campaign to 'eat healthy' as it has been revealed the 14,500 Coloured Easter Eggs hidden on the White House Grounds were imported from China and contain deadly toxins! The traditional hunt on Easter...
Just after 10:00 am this morning (East Angola Time), Venezuelan President for Life, Savior of the Native Peoples and Supreme Socialist Boy Scout Leader, Hugo Chavez, called an impromptu news conference with all nine (9) international press representa...
Keeping his campaign pledge to either prosecute or release non American citizens regardless of their crimes President Obama hailed the release of 11 Somali pirates who opened fire on the USS Farragut. "I congratulate the captain and crew of the F...
The Twilight lovers announced today their Easter plan to cement what is certain to be a six month marriage as well as Hollywood type casting. Not only did they embrace matrimony they formed a joint production company, 'Yabba Dabba doo doo films' and...
Dressed in Lady Gaga kilt and carrying his metaphorical bagpipes Gordon Brown spoke to an excited throng of fans, numbering in the tens, during the Butte Spring Footwear Extravaganza. The annual event is sponsored by the American Podiatrist Assoc...
Despite falling poll numbers and the rise of unemployment and corresponding dissent in the US, President Barry Obama pointed with pride to Michelle's new garden as a sign that the US economy was 'back' and adding hundreds of more 'green jobs!" Ju...
In a surprise reversal of Administration drug policy, President Obama announced at a White House press briefing today that he is proposing legislation to declassify marijuana as a Class I Controlled Substance and make it legal both to possess and gro...
In its relentless desire to clog our over taxed brains with new words Webster's Dictionary added the word obamanation. The first definition of the new word is 'a democracy whose power is filibuster, veto, vote, and discussion proof and whose fiscal a...
Sydney, Australia. US President Barack Obama has suddenly and surprisingly arrived in the country for a visit. People were astonished at Kingsford Smith Airport to see the 44th President of the United States coming through Customs wearing nothing...
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