In response to the growing fears regarding the extent of the Oil spillage in the Gulf of Mexico, President Obama released the following statement:- In view of the ever increasing risk of pollution and the resulting environmental damage being caused to the area I intend to take the following action:- I intend to have, without delay, a microphone placed outside the White House. I will then ha...
Breaking with a long-held tradition, Barack Obama will not attend the Memorial Day ceremony performed by every other American war-time President of laying the wreath upon the head gravestone at Arlington National Cemetery. Instead, Mr. Obama...
Wasilly, AK - Journalists assigned to cover Sarah Palin were stunned today when, fully expecting a new barrage of attacks against President Obama, Ms. Palin simply stated, "I got nothin'." Of course, that didn't stop her from dredging up old c...
SEOUL, South Korea - The South Korean leader Lee Myung-Bak has responded to North Korea's leader Kim Jong Il's threat of kicking SK's ass by saying "Bring it on bitch!" Myung-Bak who is usually a quiet, laid-back type of leader said that if North...
Washington, DC - Today, President Barack Obama took one of his strongest stands to date against the corporate interests dogging his efforts to bring true change to America. Not only is he planning on issuing a mandate that sends all the corporate lob...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama was having breakfast at the White House's Millard Fillmore Commemorative Breakfast Room with President Nacho Winslow of Mexico, President Johnny Gomez of Spain, and President Joey Maracas of Portugal when he was ask...
Charlottesville, VA. - Today at commencement ceremonies at the University of Virginia in Charlottesville, VA., President Obama unveiled his new plan to save the Earth. Reading from a prepared statement the President said that all of us are aware...
DOVER, Delaware - President Obama was speaking before the annual Delaware Punch Distributors Convention when he was asked about the developing military situation between North Korea and South Korea. The president joked and said, "Now lemy get dis...
Sports reporters roamed through the smog and fog somewhere near Secaucus, New Jersey today, trying to find the Meadowlands after it was announced the site was named to host the 2014 Super Bowl, already being named "The Yellow Snow Bowl' by critics w...
WASHINGTON - Fire booms failed. So did a behemoth box, a secondary pipe to siphon leaking oil, and the EPA doesn't want BP using a EPA approved oil dispersant to minimize environmental damage from oil spilling into the Gulf of Mexico miles below the...
US President Barack Obama is to request an extra $500b in funding and send up to 120,000 troops to help secure the US-Mexico border, US officials say. The National Guard troops would be sent until the US can recruit and train additional officers...
The President today voiced concerns that any Louisiana attempts to stop the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico may lead to "racial profiling" of petroleum based products. "I read up on the efforts" he said "and the law's language is problematic, which i...
Washington, DC - BP CEO Tony Hayward woke up to the news Monday morning that President Obama had taken the drastic step of freezing every last penny of BP's assets, including bank accounts the world over, stock portfolios, and even the cash Hayward h...
Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said today that President Obama was willing to look at a tax on 4 hour erections caused by Cialis or other erectile performance drugs. Noting that the new health care bill includes a tax on discretionary personal bo...
"That's not to say that we are in bad shape", stated the President. "We've been in debt most of my lifetime but I inadvertently ran it up higher than I intended, because of some bad advice." (YOU LIE!!) "Ahem. So we must start raising the taxes...
Earlier today, NASA released new photographs of the ever changing, swirling, widening Gulf oil spill which appear to show the face of The Obama amid the goo that is destroying local ecosystems. This is not the first reporting of the face of The Ob...
WALLA WALLA, Washington - President Obama spoke before the springtime convention of the Underprivileged Children of Professional Northwest Lumberjacks at Walla Walla's newly-dedicated Vice-President Joe Biden Auditorium. Afterwards he was asked wh...
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