Stonehenge, Salisbury Plain - (Associated Mess) As today's eclipsed full moon in the sign of Pisces rose over the ancient megaliths of Stonehenge, a shiver of grim certainty gripped the United Kingdom that a foul cabbal of Hell Fire Club crimi...
People across the planet gasped in wonder as Copperfield counted to 3, waved some kind of "magic IPod" causing the very MOON to disappear from the heavens. NSA officials, themselves totally awed say that they did not take Copperfield into...
Vanity Fair reporter Juanita Sikes, in this Month's Fair told readers, "Everywhere you hear people going ... 'They can put a man on the moon yet they can't make a decent Creme rinse that washes out without frizzing'."...
CAPE CANAVERAL, FL --- If you thought the newly released pictures of Saturn's most interesting moon, Titan, looked an awful lot like the Viking shots of Mars taken in the 1970s, you're right. Recently leaked information revealed that the Cassini-Huyg...
Hollywood, Calif. - Actress Christina Applegate was critically injured today by a freak accident on the set of "Paper Moon," a remake of the 1973 classic that is being shot in Wichita, Kansas. Accord Ms. Applegate's publicist, the accident occurred...
Manama: Leaders of all major Arab states have demanded an emergency session of the Arab League after it was revealed that the first man on the moon from the Arab world is in fact, a foreign worker. The individual has been named as a Mr. Kim, a Korean...
American astronaut Neil Armstrong has today revealed that pressure aboard his famed moon landing spacecraft has caused his skin to turn black. In a statement released today he claimed; "We weren't ready for space travel in the sixties, but Kennedy fo...
JERUSALEM (FP) - A laser beam under joint Israeli-U.S. development missed a long-range rocket in the skies over the American Southwest and severed off a substantial chunk of the moon, Israel's Defense Ministry said on Friday.
Moon suffers through Earth's total lack of regard.
Thomas Sckilarie of the Moon Inhabitation Corporation has recently been selling property on the Moon for celebrities to live on. Jennifer Aniston just purchased a 200 acre property last week. When I asked her about the investment, she had this to s...
Ongoing tensions between the United States and the Russian Federation escalated today when President George Bush made the claim that the Earth's Moon seemingly belonged to him.
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