Pippa Middleton, her svelte assets showcased on front pages of tabloids everywhere after her stunning coming out party during sister Kate's recent wedding, took time out yesterday to show her colours at a local military base. Ms. Middleton emerge...
Queues have been forming all over London as crowds form to catch sight of discarded items from the Royal Wedding. Crowds have been arriving at Westminster Abbey to view the Duchess of Cambridge's wedding bouquet, but thousands have been flocking t...
Bridget Jones was seen last night hanging around The Goring Hotel, in Scary Emerald Knickers, with a small Union Jack flag printed on the front of them. She has a fetish for scary knockers, sorry, knickers and a crush on someone involved in the Ro...
While Prince William and Kate Middleton were being married,millions of viewers wondered what their royal whispers meant. Now professional lip reader Tina Lannin has deciphered their words for the rest of us. Here is a transcript: 10:20--William (to brother Harry): "Quite big, isn't it? This wedding." Harry: "Uh, yes. Now let's get on with it. 10:35--William (to Kate): "You look nice."...
Pippa Middleton, sister of Kate Windsor, nee Middleton, physically shuddered when it was suggested that now her big sister had landed a prince, she should go for a prince too, and snaffle Prince Harry. "Dirty Harry?" she was overheard replying. "I...
In a shameful display of guttersnipe journalism at the very nadir of good taste - there are certain dirty minded bastards who have started to question who good Prince Harry's real father is. The problem has arisen since brothers, Harry and William...
London - "Someone's got to pay for the bridesmaids' tiaras!" was the feeble excuse from Prince Harry's equerry as news of the Household Cavalry's missing silver stash hit the headlines. More than £360,000-worth of ceremonial plate from the regimen...
It certainly will be the stag-night of the century, Prince Harry has decided to organise a really wild-punk-party in honour of his brother's last days as a bachelor. It was suppose to remain a surprise, but Prince Harry, always being slightly cont...
London - City of London moves freezing Libyan assets scored a massive injury-time goal today with the freezing of Harry's charitable bank accounts. Harry was to have captained a Windsor polo team against local Dubai despot Shaikh Mohammed McTomb-R...
Prince William is at the center of yet another Royal controversy as a recent tweet to a mate has been released to the public and is sweeping London causing more embarrassment to the Royal Family just months prior to his wedding! Replying to a ques...
London - (Cellulite News): "You'll just have to wait for the kiss 'n' tell," LA FagHagSlagMag's Dave Skank chuckled sheepishly this afternoon. "But let's just say it's cougar mating season right now - the cold sure plays havoc with these forty-som...
Gloucestershire - (Murder, She Croaked!): The orders come amid mounting fears impostors have taken over the identities of Princes William and Harry. This morning a fleet of Royal Perks Agency bulldozers were put on standby for a spot of exhumation...
London - (Royal Mole/Ass Mess): Harry's 'just rubbing suntan lotion' all over pretty blonde intern Katia Zatuliveter's beauty spot. The soft and peachy hillock was described today by anti-espionage cops as a scene of special scientific interest.
London - (Reuterus): The Prime Monster's spin doctor Andy Coulson has thumbed his nose at all the questions. Routine News of the Screws bugging of 'royal' mobiles had been no different to eavesdropping on fake shaikhs, the ex-redtop editor claimed...
According to 'sources', there is nothing James Hewitt likes more these days than to sit down on a Saturday evening and dribble at the television when Cheryl Cole is on. A close friend of Hewitt's revealed he has sent a number of emails to Cheryl's ma...
London - (Reuterus & Gonads): "One of you 'orrible lot's the little bastard's babyfather," the Commons Sergeant-Twat-Arms bellowed today as news of the Prince Harry paternity scandal spread throughout Whitehole. Fears a coalition frontbencher'...
It is reported that HM the Queen is angry that other royals are fighting a rearguard action to save the RAF bases at Kinloss and Lossiemouth on the Moray Firth, Scotland. Philip of Macedoine is reported to have blasted the Secretary of Defence, Li...
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