Michele Obama recently met with Nelson Mandela, and told him, "I've had it up to here, I'm running for President. As a Republican, I don't want the girls being brought up in this political environment. I see what is happening, I know what they are up...
Shortly after the Obamas' European tour where the first lady bestowed presents of her home grown vegetables on the French, the Germans and the British, an outbreak of a deadly E-Coli virus spread rapidly through the continent leading investigators to...
London - "It's often the sign of a disreputable neighborhood," security sources warned today, "when a woman feels the need to arm herself with such a large chunk of hardware!" At the American ambassador's residence in Regent's Park last night Firs...
London - It's been likened to a scene from UK TV's Hotel Inspector show where dubious boarding houses are condemned on Pubic Health & Safety fears. Today's news that America's First Lady found a used rubber in between the royal shits - er...sh...
London - Scrounging royal benefit impostors Kate Fiddleton and Wee Willy Wales are off the VIP list for tonight's state banquet shindig. Tony Blair's bastard son by JK Rowling and Cherie Booth's daughter by Bill Clinton are personae non grata at t...
Feigning shock, horror, and a distaste for violence, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton reacted after watching, in real time, the military attack which finally took out world terrorist Osama bin Laden by uttering "he's in Hog Heaven Now' as his body...
NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump who has suddenly become the GOP front runner for the 2012 presidential campaign is not content with having seen President Obama's birth certificate. The man known simply as "The Hairdo" now wants to see the president a...
White house spokesman James Corny (sic) said Michelle Obama found the Royal Wedding so moving, so emotional, and so stirring, she has demanded the President order a carriage....and hats, lots of hats...and a uniform...with a sword! Speaking off...
New York - It's been dubbed Michelle Obama's master grimoire of ovulation rites for dummies - 'something that ex-First Daughter Chelsea Clinton-Lewinsky-Mezvinsky could sorely use right now!' The first print run hit NYC bookstores this morning and...
CHICAGO - Oprah Winfrey and her boyfriend Stedman Graham and her BFF Gayle King recently had President and Mrs. Obama over for dinner at Winfrey's Chicago Mansion Casa La Big O. The occasion marked Gayle Kings new five pound weight loss which she...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In an effort to raise much needed capital, America's First Lady, Michelle Obama came up with the idea of having a White House Garage Sale. After running the idea past the leader of the free world, her hubby, President Barack Oba...
KALAMAZOO, Michigan - President Barack Obama was in town speaking before a convention of Michigan's laid off auto workers. The president informed those in attendance that he was going to try to do his best to try to get the American people to go o...
During his daily radio broadcast Monday, Rush Limbaugh couldn't resist aiming his vitriol toward the First Lady, calling her a hypocrite for dining on a sumptuous short rib dinner while, says Limbaugh "she's making the rest of the country exist on nu...
London - The repeat flowering cultivar is a genetically engineered hybrid from several plant species including Toxicodendron radicans (poison ivy), Atropa belladonna (deadly lampshade) and an oriental Phallaceae (stinkhorn). It will be presented t...
Rush "Darth Moronus" Limbaugh and Michelle "Pit Bull" Obama squared off in the octagon last night in a grudge match to end all grudge matches. The war of the words started last week with this salvo from Rush, "What is it - no, I'm trying to say...
Offering yet another death blow to the American Economy, Michelle Obama's President's Day visit to Vail caused the resort to shut all three of its runs for security, leaving one open for Michelle & Friends to go 'Tubing' down the Bunny Tail witho...
Democrats are urging that the President send every American family $1,000 in another effort to stimulate the economy. "The $250 we sent out before wasn't enough to get people spending once again", stated Barney Frank. "Now Americans are beginning...
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