In what is being called by some a gesture of brotherhood in the middle east, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad offered to help Israel move sometime in the near future.
CAIRO (FMLiveWire) -- Tens of thousands of happy Palestinian shoppers poured into Egypt from Gaza on Wednesday through new doorways in a 7-mile barrier near the border town of Rafah.
(New York-NY) There are those who think a Jew should not be marshalling forth an argument of why Paris Hilton should be canonized as the saint of the 21st century. But speech is free, and you know how we sons and daughters of Israel like a deal. Is that Cossack horse hoof beats I hear or are you just excited about reading my analysis? Look if it makes my gentile readers (Catholics and Episcopalia...
(Tel Aviv) - Iran president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, an internationally recognized lunatic and loudmouth, yesterday suggested that Israel be given to the Palestinians and all Jews in Israel be relocated to Alaska. Today, Israel countered the suggestion...
At last Mel Gibson has sought help for his leprosy problem.
(Washington) - In an effort to get rid of the Iraq problem before the 2008 election the Bush administration today announced it has agreed to sell Iraq to Israel, for the sum of one million shekels ($240,000).
The State of Israel, announcing "Well! We can certainly tell when we're not wanted!" has relocated to Canada.
MANHATTAN (NY,NY) -- Perez Hilton is the Internet's most devilish gossip columnist and he currently resides in Manhattan with his pet poodle Mariel. His signature colors are blush and bashful. His favorite drink is a Viagra Martini, and his motto...
Palestinian groups Hamas and Fatah set aside their differences yesterday and announced they would work together along with private equity firms to buy out Israel for an estimated price of $1 trillion. Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert had no officia...
The well-known 84-year old veteran of Israeli politics Shimon Peres has been elected today as the 9th president of Israel, after winning a vote in the Knesset (parliament of Israel) and defeating the two other contestants by a great advantage (51-38-...
The president of the World Whaling Committee has today issued a full apology to the nation of Israel after an 'unfortunate misunderstanding' led to Israel being kicked off the list of WWC member nations.
In his Speech to the Nation, President George Bush declared war on Israel. The President declared, "You can just look at a picture of Jesus and tell he's a member of Al-Qaeda. Look at him. He looks like Osama Bin Laden. Besides, you can t...
Wayne Rooney has broken a leg while training for England's Euro 2008 qualifier with Israel.
Gaffe-prone Palestine was again left red-faced yesterday as it comically failed to recognise near neighbour, Israel. "I feel so stupid" Palestine was quoted as saying "but you know how it is when you just can't place someone. I kne...
TEL AVIV (Reuters)-- Palestinians were wildly jubilant on Thursday as they enthusiastically celebrated the creation of a Palestinian state.
TEL AVIV -- Israeli panormalist Uri Geller revealed yesterday that, without his knowledge, his own penis had been promoting itself and disparaging its owner in satires posted on the Internet. "I learned the hard way that my penis had a head of its...
TEL AVIV (Reuters)-- Widespread criticism of Israel in the Arab and Islamic world eased dramatically on Tuesday when Israel's Prime Minister Ehud Olmert declared that Israel "was now an Islamic nation."...
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