Athens -- Facing a debt burden that could enslave its citizens for decades to come, Greece has gone on the offensive, declaring it will halt the production of gyros worldwide if it's not given a larger line of credit. "Go ahead and laugh, but I ca...
Washington DC -- Secretary Of State Hillary Clinton has begun transforming her diplomatic corp's global network of embassies and consulates into the world's largest International House of Pancakes chain. "Let's face it, there are major problems in...
CUPERTINO, CA. - Apple, Inc. announced today that it has filed a lawsuit against McDonalds, claiming that the new McLinux 1.0 distribution is too similar to the Apple sponsored MkLinux project. "MkLinux is all about lean-Microkernel design. But n...
Washington DC: The share price of McDonald's Corporation has doubled on the NYSE. Market analysts believe the jump in shareholder value was a consequence of President Obama's latest executive order. The president's executive order sends Thanksgivi...
OAK BROOK, IL. - Not to be outdone by the multitudes of vendors creating their own release of the popular Linux operating system, McDonald's President and Chief Executive Officer, Jim Skinner, today announced the release of McDonalds McLinux 1.0 (Hap...
TEHRAN - On Tuesday, the President of Iran Mahmoud Ahmadinejad outright rejected the notion that protests are taking place in New York City and around the world. He pointed to the absence of news coverage on Iranian television and his visit to the Un...
GEORGIA - McDonald's executives have been scurrying all around the United States to reconstruct their restaurants to fit a buffet style system. Even their website have changed to reflect the new look of their policies advertising 'as many burgers as...
McDonaldland- In a bizarre twist to an already unusual presidential race, Mayor McCheese announced his presidential candidacy for 2012 early Monday morning. The giant, hamburger for a head fictional character, who was well known as the Mayor of M...
More information (see Part I of the series) on the Queen's economy drive for the Royals has been revealed. Here are the latest developments: Royals shouldn't pay for haircuts. They are advised to just put a Royal bowl on their heads to shape the cuts. According to the Queen, "That should do quite nicely." No necessity to rent movies. The Queen is always pleased to lend out Helen Mirren'...
Food manufacturer McCain have confirmed their intention to begin mass producing chips made of brain matter, which they say will replicate all the qualities consumers have become accustomed to in the potato versions, other than being slightly more tem...
A woman in the Potteries has today described the moment when she discovered a McDonalds Big Mac underneath her son's bed. The burger was said to be 'still edible'. Karen Low-Cal, 46, mother of Child C, who has behavioural problems, told how she...
McDonalds are to launch a cheeky new burger called the Morrissey in retaliation to the singer's scathing attack on the fast food outlets. The burger is set to contain a triple deck of ham, beef and chicken and it's advertising slogan will be 'You're...
Three apples (the 'fruity' kind -- hey, we're not talking computers here) were spotted eating dinner at the Applebee's Restaurant in the Cross County Shopping Center in Yonkers, NY, over the weekend. They were commiserating with each other because they had recently learned that, starting soon, McDonald's Happy Meals in the U.S. will include apples, along with fries, meat (a choice of hamburger, c...
What do you do if you're ever stuck (nobody would volunteer, surely) in Fareham, Hampshire, having just signed off the dole after two weeks of not claiming benefit, but with a little time to kill? Well, you could head for West Street - you couldn't really head for anywhere else really. There's only West Street... Skoob Magazine sent our befuddled reporter, Martin Shuttlecock, to check out th...
A new website, which will not receive a free plug herein, is knocking New Jersey Governor Chris Christie's millionaire status and cholesterol levels in a series of new ads. "Governor Christie cut our schools, women's health care and our public saf...
Newsflash - Socialite Tara Palmer-Tomkinson has just been sent from Buckingham Palace in the Royal landau to pick up a takeaway order from a drive-thru McDonald's in Neasden. Reports coming in, appear to suggest that the Royal Wedding guests have...
With man's unrelenting passion for the conquering of space, it was with great fascination that the population of this humble planet Earth, stood gazing at the sky Sunday last. We were finally going to set foot upon the famous 'red planet'. We were to leave our first human footprint on that rugged and angry place, far off, yet known throughout humanity. We, as a race, would finally walk on Mars!...
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