Newcastle man Wor Jackie today expressed his outrage at Israeli military action which has blighted the holiday season for many. An emotional Wor Jackie, slightly unsteady on his feet, told us: 'It's nevvah reet this. Yon Israelis bombing Gazza.
Tel Aviv - (Gaza Strip Poker Mess): A rogue Hamas astrologer whose crap financial advice bankrupted Mossad Pension Fund ponzi scam trader Bernie Madoff may have sparked off Israel's remorseless bombing of Palestinian sites. On Sunday Israeli Prim...
LONDON, U.K. - Violence has again erupted in the Middle East, leaving at least 375 dead in Gaza. Jo Frost, star of the hit reality TV series Supernanny, responded to the violence saying, "These people are obviously over-stimulated. Someone needs to...
Today the people of Israel wished their Palestinian brethren a Happy New Year. Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert said: 'We've enjoyed the colourful rockets that Hamas have generously been sending us, to light up the sky for the last few weeks, an...
Hamas has been sending Rockets over Israel throughout Hannukah to celebrate the festival of lights and kill Jews. In an act of ecumenical vengeance Israel has exploded a giant menorah in the heart of the Gaza Strip killing hundreds of people. A...
Miracles do happen! Last Saturday they enticed Harry Redknapp away from his 'spiritual home' at Portsmouth; on Sunday they beat Bolton; Wednesday saw them claw back a two-goal deficit to draw 4-4 at Arsenal; and tonight the mighty Tottenham Hotspur b...
Following attempts from Israel to garner US support in helping them attack Iran, president Bush has stepped in and put his foot down in the matter. A statement from the State Department, ordered by the president, read: "The green light is tota...
Barack Obama has been glad handing his way across the Middle East telling every one who would listen whatever they want to hear. He told a camel driver in Damascus that he would consider him for Secretary of Transportation.
It appears that "Israeli Idol" - loosely based on Pop Idol and American Idol - has been an unmitigated disaster for Simon Cowell with his Sam-the-Eagle-Muppet hair style.
The results of the BBC's Worst 10 Eurovision Songs vote was announced today, and here is the list. * 'La la la la la', by Sweden's The Bjeardies. * 'Oompa Oompa, Ra Ra Ra', by Switzerland's Christine Dior. * 'Death To Turkish Cyprus', by Greece's Bubble and Squeaks. * 'Why Are We In A European Contest?', by Israel's The Mother-In-Laws. * 'Heil Heidi Heidi', by Germany's The Goosest...
Hamas today refused the peace terms offered by the Israeli government.
(Jerusalem-Israel) Republican strategists have to be hoping that President Bush is just assuming the role once played by Casey Stengel or at least is a fan of Norm Crosby.
Speaking from peace-loving Stockholm, Swedish singer and explosives manufacturer Benny Bjeardie, of Abba, made a surprising claim about the state of Israel.
Muhammed Saddiq has a family farm that dates back to an ancestor from the first millennium. He and his family live in the crowded corners of a Palestinian slum.
Tel Aviv - (Hosreshit Mess): Israeli Prime Monster Ehud Olmert was being questioned under caution today about suspected corruption.
The Swedish pop group ABBA today attended a meeting with President Bush to see whether they could contribute to the peace process in Israel.
Tel Aviv, Israel - (Tectonic Mess): Fundamentalist Virginia Beach TV preacher and protein-defying ageing pancake salesman, the Reverend Pat Robertson, is cock-a-hoop today following the news that Israeli MP Shlomo Benizri has blamed gays for a series...
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